Alternate between the left and right arrows to pump the accordion.
"Left Shift", "z", "x", "c", and "v" are the keys of the accordion.
Play a nice song for the ladies so that they may dance!

Dance your way to the ending! Press 'X' to jump! Collect computers to get points! Avoid pitchforks! If your score drops below zero, you'll have to start over. The game is different EVERY TIME YOU PLAY IT.