Game File: 

screw flanders the sequel.html

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http://pages.prodigy.net/wildcat30/chubweb3.htm

It's way too late for me to be playing games, but judging from the screenshots on the page, I think we have a winner. It was apparantly made with a game creator of some sort. The Winsite mirror (fourth down) is still functional.

....

Argh, watch out, the sound is glitchy. Also, start it using chubgam.exe instead of go.bat. Also I can't figure out what to do; the manual says to follow a voice or something.

Game File: 

geim maekr.zip

GEIM MAEKR
Use the left mouse button to place your character
Use the right mouse button to place trees
read the readme

So what is this all about? Well, the folks at Sonic Fan Games HQ hold their own trainwrecking event on a yearly basis called RAGE. You can read about it here. A trainwrecking event without Glorious Trainwrecks is sad, so therefore I propose...

The Vector 3D Jam Klik & Play Multi-Game Pirate Kart!

What is a Klik & Play Pirate Kart, you might ask? From the words of SpindleyQ himself:

"A Klik & Play Pirate Kart is a staggering collection of awesome and/or terrible games. All of the games are made in a single 48-hour period. No game is allowed to take more than two hours to make. Contributors continuously churn out games, non-stop, all weekend. When the weekend is over, the result is pure glory. It is an experience unlike anything else that has ever occurred on earth."

What does this have to do with RAGE? Well, we shall make a thematic Pirate Kart as our entry to RAGE! Just think about it! Instead of just one game like most RAGE entrants, we submit many games, because we all know that quantity is better than quality! _{(Except that we'll pretend it's all one game so that Slingerland doesn't get mad.)}

You can start making games NOW! Just be sure you go for quantity! As soon as you're finished with one game, keep making games until the event is over, if you can! The madness goes until 10PM EST, September 24th, to give us a little leeway to submit the whole thing in time. Unlike us, RAGE doesn't allow Cheating at Hanging Out With Friends, so it is imperative that folks stop making games when the deadline has passed.

Oh, and this is also important. All games must feature Vector the Crocodile. Don't ask. I didn't make up these rules. If you are finding that this is limiting your creativity, then just pretend to make a normal unthemed Trainwreck like usual and then replace everything with Vector when you're done.

You can hop on IRC -- server irc.freenode.net, channel #glorioustrainwrecks. If you don't have a game-making tool, try Klik & Play. This FAQ will tell you how to use it.

When you are finished with one of your games, click this link to submit it to the list.

Edit: We won!

Games made for Vector 3D Jam Multi-Game Pirate Kart

23 games made!
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Name	Created	By	Screenshot	Comments
Vector Gear Solid 2: Sons of Eggman	09/21/2011 - 22:42	fireball3k		0
FIND DA COMPUTER ROOM	09/20/2011 - 17:07	Techokami		0
Color a Crocodile	09/23/2011 - 07:01	anne laplantine		0
Super Vectoshi	09/22/2011 - 12:13	anne laplantine		0
Vector the Crocodile in Pony Adventure	09/24/2011 - 18:08	Healy		0
Vector, King of Crocodiles	09/24/2011 - 12:13	juliette		0
Vector1	09/20/2011 - 15:18	anne laplantine		0
Vector the Crocodile Wants a Lot of Rings	09/22/2011 - 16:44	thesycophant		1
VECTOR'S CHAOCODILE DENTIXT	09/24/2011 - 17:48	Rynen10K		1
The Trail 2: Vector Trail	09/21/2011 - 19:50	Noyb		1
Vector Bros. the Crocodiles Escape the Warehouse	09/23/2011 - 00:00	thesycophant		1
VECTOR likes music	09/21/2011 - 21:10	lofighost		1
Vector's Dance Party	09/24/2011 - 17:11	juliette		1
Vector the Crocodile Is Chased by the Sun	09/21/2011 - 01:27	thesycophant		1
Vector eats food	09/23/2011 - 13:32	anne laplantine		1
vector's ordrix	09/23/2011 - 05:42	dessgeega		1
devective	09/24/2011 - 10:06	sergiocornaga		2
VectorX	09/22/2011 - 22:23	the_muteKi		2
Vector the Crocodile Walks Through Great Art	09/20/2011 - 21:17	thesycophant		2
Fuck Yeah Vector's Music Player	09/23/2011 - 12:04	juliette		2
Vector MPH	09/22/2011 - 14:24	PressStart		2
Liquid Crystal Crocodile	09/20/2011 - 16:12	ExciteMike		4
Vector's Chaotix	09/21/2011 - 13:36	juliette		5

http://pieandwaffles.wordpress.com/

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE OF INSANITY

This might be happening. I dunno. Trying not to think too hard about it and let whatever work emerges come naturally.

High level concept is that it's a reimagining of the 90s kid game The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis, except reinterpreted as taking place in a world where bad things happen that aren't always in your control. And using KNP clip art.

First pass of a script attached. best viewed in a program that has word wrap. Everything except the directions in square brackets is intended to be spoken narration/dialogue. Probably too bleak. Or not bleak enough. I can't actually tell right now what would work best.

Edit: removed script for now.

Edit 2: DONE!

Game File (Linux): 

MuddleLIN.zip

Game File (Mac): 

MuddleMAC.zip

Game File: 

MuddleWIN.zip

A Muddle of Mice
A Puddle of Price
What lay within labyrinthe?

A small game made with the mouse pack assets. You can still use them if you want, Even after the jam? Don't worry, my other mouse game will come eventually!

Click on Maze A or Maze B to begin.

Try to find your way out of each respective maze.

Controls

W - Forward
A - Rotate Left
D - Rotate Right
S - Backwards (Slower!)
R - Toggle Automove
E - Toggle Camera Rotation (It can get dizzy)
1 through 6 - Change Mouse Costume

Credits

Art by MarikenG
Music by MarikenG
Sound Effects from 3D Movie Maker and Roblox

Hope you enjoy!

Game File: 

RACIST COLONIZERS ON THE MOON.rar

A great game for people with a high moral compass,
uses the mouse, and sometimes, the space key when prompted.

~Have good clean fun!

Game File: 

AbsoluteChaosDog.swf

You must become the ABSOLUTE CHAOS DOG.

Do tricks to earn food (type out the letters), but disobey your masters (type anything else) to up your chaos meter.

Game File: 

BUTTON MASH BOSS BATTLE.zip

(Yes,I took the screenshot from the editor)

YOU ARE THE GREATEST WARRIOR IN YOUR HOMETOWN,AND YOU MUST FACE THE ULTIMATE BEAST.
CAN YOU STAND UP TO THE TASK!?!?!?!?!?!?111111/////