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PLANET H.E.L.L.zip

YOU an intergalactic adventurer stranded on a TREACHEROUS PLANET in this swashbuckling space existentialism simulator! can you discover the SECRETS of PLANET H.E.L.L....???

my first ever game! very short - made in an hour for the first weird games marathon. shouts out to thecatamites, whose 50 Short Games compilation inspired me to make one of my own by ripping off his methods wholesale.

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badfriend.zip

You are at a truck stop with your friend you won't stop bugging you! Punch him away and be a Bad Friend!

Controls : Arrows move, Spacebar punches

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SOKRUNE2.zip

SOCKRUNE 2: RUNE OF SOCKS

STORY

WERLIN (not to be confused with his counsin BERLIN) was performing magic tricks, when suddenly his assistant CAT RONALDJUMPER bursts onto the stage with terrible news! The evil DR. I. BOWL, along with his assistant FIREPANTS, stole RONALD CATJUMPER's (ed note: see the first SOCKRUNE game for his story!) and used it to create an army of clones of his two henchmen, ZOMBUTT and GOOD DRAGON. The amassed army is right outside of WERLIN's castle, and DR. I. BOWL plans to steal his RUNE OF SOCKS! Without this magical rune, WERLIN would be unable to use his SOCK MAGIC!

GAMEPLAY

WERLIN, as a powerful wizard, has many spells! Unfortunately the army of DR. I. BOWL has already broken into WERLIN's castle and smashed many of the runes that give WERLIN his power. All that's left is the RUNE OF SOCKS, which allows WERLIN to fire deadly socks in any of 8 directions (SHIFT KEY). WERLIN is well versed in the magic of moving around quickly in any direction without much effort (ARROW KEYS).

Through use of his SOCK RUNE, WERLIN was able to create a force field around him to protect himself from harm. Unfortunately due to his weakened power it can only take 10 hits. Luckily, DR. I. BOWL and FIREPANTS will be unable to hurt him, but they can give WERLIN a nasty shove - possibly into another baddie!

SCORING

0-20 You didn't even try!!
21-50 You're doing OK, but WERLIN still lost his RUNE OF SOCKS!
51-100 Maybe you will be able to fight off the invaders better with more practice.
101-150 Keep it up WERLIN!
151-200 You fought off more than half of the attackers!
201-250 Great job!
251-299 Awesome!
300+ You managed to defeat the entire army!

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YoureACoolDinosaur_5.zip

Dodge the obstacles and enemies but don't lose your cool!

Kreated with Klipart!

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scumo.html

Redone a version entirely hosted on GT :)

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STICK.rar

Don't you hate it when you start pressing the Shift button and that annoying StickyKeys popup comes in and ruins whatever you're doing? With this, you'll know for sure if it's on or not!

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be_an_ant_and_eat_six_scrumptiou.html

in the game you are an ant, capable of devouring six nearby pastries...

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britgamesYHTBTC.zip

A series of games accurately reflecting life in the British Isles in 2012. A historical document of times that are now. NOW. Presented in the medium of videogames because we couldn't upload interpretive darnce.

OLD LADY WITH NEIGHBOURLEY REVENGE IN DARK HEART BINS CATS. YOU ARE THE OLD LADY. BAD LADY. NAUGHTY LADY.

BIN CAT LADY! YOU ARE THE BIN CAT LADY. YOU HAVE TO BIN THE CAT. BIN.THE.CAT. BE FILMED ON YOUTUBES! POINTS MAKE PRIZES.

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Daddy I'm Scared.zip

"Kids, get in the car."
"Daddy, what are those noises?"
"Get in the car! Everyone in the car!"
"John, what's going on?"
"We're getting out of here. Come on, come on!"
"Daddy why's the car shaking?"
"John, please tell me what's happening!"
"Mommy stop shouting at Daddy!"

Left, right - turn wheel
Up - accelerator
An arrow indicates the direction of something loud.

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WhatACrappyDayToHaveACurse.zip

The prequel to What An Awesome Night For A Curse.

Left/right = Movement

Avoid the fire from the dragon.