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kidcry.zip

You are an old man hired by the baby boomers sent to crush the hopes and dreams of children so there won't be ANOTHER generation better then them.

**INSTRUCTIONS** You are the old man. Press A to move to left lane and D to move to the right. You must prevent the kids from getting the things they like and letting them get things they hate. If either one gets a george head the game ends..Each kid has the opposite taste in things (aside from one execption)

Getting nostalgic and such so I decided to do my yearly pop in and see what's happening.

I got App Game Kit Classic and all its bundles as a gift for xmas.

While my new computer I bought on furlough died (aargh!) I turned on the old vista machine (updated to windows 7) and it's still kicking for it to be 11 years old. So I'm currently coding on that.

I found my old coding projects on the laptop and want to finish them. Make them look pretty. I don't want to release shovelware lol.

Hope everyone is having a safe and fun time and may this year be a helluva lot better than last.

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Ducks.zip

Be some ducks. Find food for your ducklings.

(Mouse to steer, click to move forward)

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Bedtime.zip

Bedtime Adventure is a game I made in RPG Maker 2000 to help facilitate sleep (except for my own, when I was making it). Can you help Alice through all her bedtime routines? Brush your teeth, brush your hair, and make some art from the heart! Featuring changeable music and system skins! Takes about 5-10 minutes to play. (Definitely took longer than that to make.) Windows only.

(Please let me know of any glitches or crashes when playing! I haven't tested it on a machine without RPG Maker 2000 Value installed.)

Bouncing Balls. My best score is 21, you probably can't do better than 14 though

Please standby a bit longer while I collect myself together, I'm all over the place (I'm too fukken introvert.)

Play the second one (Original KotM version here)
Also the first one (not too important.)

The final semi-serious work awaits.
A farewell to the old, influenced by both old and new.
Man I wanna move on to new already.
But first lets do this!

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You've got crabs!.zip

This is a game about the glorious process of clearing up pubic lice. My wife helped me make this one, and it was her idea to begin with. HOORAY MARRIAGE!!!

Due to my time zone placing the Klik of the Month event at an ungodly hour, I have made my entry early. Attached is my very first complete Klik 'n Play game, Mz.

Rather than push through with a project that is actually fairly ambitious and ill-defined in terms of game design, I have decided that the smart thing to do is to shelve "hax0r" for the time being in favour of a project that catches my fancy at the moment.

Now, in 1993, in the heart of the era of gaming that this very site celebrates, I was a young boy of eleven years. I knew enough BASIC to be dangerous, and gosh darn it, I was going to start a shareware games company with my best friend Roman. Together, we created a game whose only redeeming value was the fact that we had managed to make digitized speech sort of work in QBasic by running an external VOC-playing program. We called it, "The Alien Zit".

Today, I remembered a promise that I'd made to a good friend, many years ago. A... a sacred promise. On her deathbed, maybe. It was very serious. I promised her that I would remake The Alien Zit with modern technology. For too many years, I had forgotten that promise, but now, my way is clear.

Prepare, unsuspecting world, for ALIEN ZIT 2000.

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Bomb-Snake.zip

It's Bomb-Snake! Stop moles from invading your courtyard by throwing pieces of yourself at them.