for the heck of it, i went ahead and added some retrospective "extra notes" to the descriptions of all my games because i felt like looking back on them. some of those things are real good! others are not. but you can go look at those, if you want, and then go "wow avery why dont you just convert those last three to tgf1 format now, theres no reason to" and then ill go "yes there is, im lazy and i cant be bothered bc theyre all mediocre."

fun times. anyway, i'm still slowly doing video game stuff. both knp game collab projects are in limbo right now, i need to add stuff to them both. im currently making a twine game that stars the owl from holiday runner, which is slowly coming along. considering making a spinoff to rogue shaving pimps set in the same universe bc it fascinated me. twine is nice, by the way. dunno if you know that or not.

if you fancy following my daily escapades of not being productive im over on mastodon, . otherwise im gonna keep laid back here pretending im some kind of legend around here because my ego just wont go away.

♥

Game File: 

komputer.zip

A clone of cookie clicker made in like half an hour

click the computer to make more computers

that's about it

Game File: 

RoboDinos.zip

Game designed mostly by my son Eric.

You are DINOBOT, and your job is to undo the foul deeds of GIGABOT (pronounced "Jiggabot"), the bad giganotosaurus, who is stomping all the dinosaurs! Use your bring back to life gun to bring the dinosaurs back to life.

All graphics courtesy of JURASSIC ART

EDIT: Eric came to check things out this morning and decided the game needed more kinds of dinosaurs and also sound effects. So we added those things.

Game File (Mac): 

no-world.app.zip

Game File: 

no-world.zip

don't be fooled by the file size, you can beat the game in 10sec.
end goal: find the black knight

Hope you all had fun with this year's edition! If you've still not finished your game, please do so as soon as possible... Your recipient is eagerly anticipating their gift's arrival!!!

It's beginning to look a lot like THE SEKRET SANTA KLUB 2015!!!!

Those of you who have done this in the past, you know how it works. For those new to the tradition:
1. Post a comment here stating that you want to participate by SUNDAY, 13th DECEMBER.
2. Add your wish list in a comment so that others know the kind of game you want to see.
3. On the 13th (give or take a day or so), participants will receive a private message detailing the person for whom they should make a game.
4. Submit your game here at glorioustrainwrecks.com by SUNDAY, 3rd JANUARY 2016!

Lots of time to make games, folks! Just make sure you post your wish list here so that other game-makers know what you want.

LET'S MAKE SOME KLIKMAS GAMES!!!! :D

Do your best to make the best KLIKMAS GIFT EVER for your recipient!!!

Games made for Sekret Santa Klub 2015

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Name	Created	By	Screenshot	Comments
RAP MAESTRO: a rap quest: A MUSICAL VIDEOGAME EXPERIENCE (for nuuup)	12/30/2015 - 21:03	Super-Dot		7
Pirates Pirates Pirates	12/23/2015 - 16:32	mutantleg		7
Penguin Racing 3: Capture the Penguin (for Let-Off-Studios)	01/02/2016 - 16:00	2sman		9
Paxta Buxtor: Spexialty Go Unit (for Lynx)	01/04/2016 - 01:48	hugs		6
Merry Christmas, and a Huggy New Year	01/04/2016 - 09:28	Blueberry Soft		15
i'm dreeaamming of a birdy klikmas	12/22/2015 - 20:06	Son of a dolphin		6
Blueberry Soft's Tony Hawk's Pro Gelatin	01/03/2016 - 13:16	drob		11
66 and 6/6ths	01/27/2016 - 13:44	everythingstaken		6

Game File: 

HostileInterview v3.0 GTxBC.zip

You're close to landing the perfect job and the only thing standing between you and six-figure glory in one final interview. Maybe it's something else that's interview-related. Either way, you need to prepare for any and everything they can possibly throw at you. Web searches turn up little, and you're drawing a blank. What can you do when the interview is tomorrow?

Hostile Interview virtually puts you in the same room as a powerful CEO who is hangry and late for another thing that was scheduled on top of your interview, because who are you to dictate their schedule? Take a seat as This boss throws everything they can at you until you either break or emerge more confident in your ability to answer weird and challenging questions.

Hostile Interview is a non-serious game about answering awful or weird questions from an angry interviewer. I made this after realizing that people sometimes find it hard to take a step back and question themselves objectively.

"Look at the clown. See all that he has lost. Never forget, clowns are smiling on the outside, screaming on the inside" - Bozo the Clown

MIRROR LINK: https://www.dropbox.com/s/l6e0sllg38yu1i1/Clown%20Therapy%20PC.zip?dl=0

Made in 2 hours for the speed maniac challenge.

Don't look at this game as a serious submission, it's a joke for a friend.

If you like clowns, play this.

If you hate clowns, play this.

If you are indifferent to clowns, play it anyway to show the other two groups that they are irrational.

Thank you.

Inspired by the Ulysses for Dummies animated cartoons. (http://thattherepaul.com/features/uford.html)

"12. Afternoon. Bloom, a Jew, engages in debate with a one-eyed anti-semite who attacks him physically. Bloom escapes in the nick of time."

Dodge the anti-semite's bricks by pressing up/down. Last 30 seconds and escape.

Game File: 

platfor-man.rar

Pac man + Platforms = Platform-Man

Eat balls, jump, run away from the ghosts, EAT THEM!!!

created in 2 fun hours...

Controls: ARROWS to move. SPACE BAR to jump

I remember buying this at a liquidation store; I was going to a friend's birthday party and I needed to find a last-minute gift. I was counting on it being cheesy, but shit, I had no idea.

It's an adventure game! It's a Myst clone! It's a first person shooter!

This is the only youtube footage I could find. :( You can see the advanced conversation technology at 3:40.

Would anyone happen to be familiar with Cyberflix's other games? Like Titanic: Adventure Out of Time?