Game File: 

EBSP.rar

Just enjoy this spectacle of seeing little pixelated soldiers killing each other in an epic battle !!!

optionally you can bet which army will win the battle.

CONTROLS:
F2 to restart the battle.

So, my laptop is failing on me.
It keeps crashing on me like crazy.
I'm typing this on my DSI. So no Skype or chat.
Yes, it sucks.

Game File: 

melvillegearsolid.zip

ugh so tired why am I doing this i have real work to do

http://www.moddb.com/mods/bondos-superduper-quake-25

There was an old version of the mod that was full of assets ripped from the Duke Nukem 3D Hi-Res pack but a stink was kicked up so the mod was taken down but now it's back and kicking your arse even harder.

SuperDuper Quake is simultaneously the most beautiful and the most horrifying thing that I've seen come out of "that old game". Just like all those mods like Killer Quake Pack and the like which had about fifty weapons, one hundred player skins and enough hotkeys to fill an entire keyboard twice over.

This one claims that it's "more fun than a barrel of exploding monkey gibs! 100+ MAPS, 50 WEAPONS, 18 PLAYER SKINS, 30 MONSTERS, AND FIVE NEW AND/OR IMPROVED POWERUPS". What it delivers is constant red screens as you bleed and die whilst you are constantly swarmed by waves of monsters that are clearly cheating. Especially if you are playing with bots who don't seem to realise that firing off nucular weaponry when they are right next to you is bad decorum. But at least you can laugh at the Homer Simpson soundbytes.

It's not all bad though, you have several overpowered weapons that can keep you from getting killed indefinitely the homing buzzsaw being the best. Or you can just morph into Jesus Christ and shoot lightning bolts from your hands. There's an exploding hammer that kills everything around you when you hit any enemy and you can get a go-kart that lets you zip around at warp speed ramming into things. Getting the Pentagram gives you infinite ammo for the duration so you can just spam WMDs and it's doubly handy as it's usually stuck right next to the Quad and Ring Of Shadows which now fills you up on guns and doubles your damage. So really you are the one who has the advantage here.

This is maybe not something that is quite as good for games, but it's 24 hour comics day, where you draw a page every hour for 24 hours, and get a 24 page comic at the end. If anyone wants to make a comic, or a game with 24 screens, that would be sweet. I think i'll try making a game like this, it remains to be seen how well it will work. Comics, being always about stories, often do have a length metric, and a big volume feels better to hold and navigate through. The same can't always be said about games, as many big games feel tedious at times, but maybe that's not because of the medium, but how certain people and groups approach it. This was just an extended free ramble, but i'm not editing it. Make a 24-screen game and post it here, or a 24-page comic, or both if you're REALLY REALLY AWESOME.

Here are the original directions for the 24-hour comic challenge, make them analogous to making games in whatever way you see fit.
http://scottmccloud.com/4-inventions/24hr/dare/index.html

Games made for 24-Hour Comic (GAMES) day

The time is right... for making videogames! The Timezone Lottery Klik Jam happens on the first Saturday of every month, at a time chosen randomly by our top-of-the-line numerical hour-choosing machines. This month, it takes place at 5:00 pm UTC. Whenever that time rolls around for you, you have two hours to make a game!

How can I possibly make a game in that short a timespan, you gasp? There are many game-making tools available, but the most ludicrous and welcoming of all is Klik & Play. If you want to give K&P a shot, we have a Learning KNP FAQ available, as well as some advice on making it work on modern machines.

Making games is its own reward, but it can be much, much more rewarding when you're doing it with friends. To get the most out of this worldwide internet game jam, come talk with everyone on IRC. It's a great way to share this awesome experience, and get quick help when things aren't going right. Our server is irc.freenode.net, and our channel is #glorioustrainwrecks.

After you've made your game, upload it here!

For more information, check out the N00B FAQ.

Sign up below to get a reminder email the day before the jam!

Games made for Timezone Lottery Klik Jam #8

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Hammer Bro.!	11/05/2011 - 12:50	thesycophant		10
rocket jackhammer	11/05/2011 - 12:20	jonbro		3

So, today is the 9th anniversary of Glorious Trainwrecks! That's like... a bit more than twice as long as I've been here, wow?!? That's really amazing. I don't know who else has been here for 9 years in a row other than SpindleyQ, but even then like. Congratulations!! On such a successful enterprise. I haven't done anything for more than 9 years continuously, other than breathing.

Well, to celebrate this, I thought to myself: what if I made a year long event starting today, and ending on the 10th anniversary? "Perfect!" - my reaction. 9 years is very impressive, but the only thing more impressive (that isn't 11) is 10: its' the first double digit, and it's a nice round number, and also it's 10! For some reason numbers like that sound nice.

I don't want to throw out celebrating the 9th anniversary either, so this event will combine both. Want to celebrate the 9th anniversary now? You can do that! Want to plan ahead for the 10th anniversary? This will help you do that! Want to celebrate the 10th anniversary now? You can do that too, I guess? Want to celebrate the 9th anniversary in a year? I'm not even going to make a snarky comment because I don't believe in submissions being "late"!

So here we go. I will one day submit something to this event, but for now I am too busy. Also, I recognize that the greatest event postings include many amusing gifs and regular images, but I do not have the time to gather suitable ones up. I will gladly take suggestions in the comments. Also SpindleyQ, feel free to edit this post to put some in!!

Haaaappy birthday everybody!

Games made for Let's celebrate the 9th AND 10th year anniversaries of Glorious Trainwrecks!

31 games made!
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super shooty gravity dude	06/05/2016 - 22:05	Son of a dolphin		2
Anxiety blues	05/10/2016 - 21:44	rhetoricstu		3
My browsing history	05/02/2016 - 00:20	rhetoricstu		4
sacbomb	04/24/2016 - 12:02	nuuup		2
Breach's Murmur: TraumRock	04/24/2016 - 11:17	gisbrecht		14
Arswaearea	12/25/2013 - 12:14	x		3

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ninjagamefksfslkfskajfal.zip

alright, so this game was made with processing and it sucks.

Made in 2015. I was debating whether or not I should upload this to GT when I first came here, since it was so amateur, unpolished, and doesn't exactly represent me as a designer anymore. Now that I've been here a little while, I realized that this is exactly where it belongs.

Description from my website:

"Birch is a small puzzle-platformer about codependency, made in GameMaker Studio.

This is technically the first video-game I made seriously. I was heavily inspired by Jonathan Blow’s Braid, and I wanted to be able to use puzzles in an artistic and meaningful way. I’m writing this a couple of years after the game’s creation. There are plenty of things that I would have done differently if I were to make the game again, but I’m genuinely proud of my work on this project, and I can think of a couple of levels that are especially good."

Game File: 

DokosukaWors.zip

Fight l' If it goes; ?
The troop of the enemy which has your troop!
Enemy king who has your king died!
Dokosuka Wors remain the many loans [echxoy]!
(Gloriously translated from English to Dutch to French back to English to Japanese and finally back again to English.)

Up/down/left/right = movement.
Bump enemy to initiate combat.
Kill enemy king with your king.