A totally unoriginal game made in a one night burst of forced labour and uncreativity. There is no happiness in this, only slavery. I wish they didn't take my booze away.
Any way, this game is a 2 player rhythm game about space vikings. Zithers ring and ting, and the sounds of lightning mega battle Ragnarok echo all the way from Techno-Ruritania to Neo-Valhalla. Jotunheim has been chopped off and all that is left is lightning mega battle Ragnarok. So off goes Htor and Vaenamoenen.
Also the controls don't bug, you just have to press at correct time. Don't bug me about this.
Creators: jukeri(zuker12), Megalover, Gritsen
You've been locked in a padded cell for no obvious reason with only a deranged hamburger-eating clown for company. The cell doesn't even have a door. So begins an adventure that will take you to many places including custard-filled caverns, the world's worst Indian restaurant, the planet Venus, and the inside of a cereal packet. You'll meet such strange characters as the peculiar Plugalug, Rampateuay (a prophet who predicts the the things he's just about to do) and the sinister Boss. Can YOU escape from the Crazy Place?
Escape from the Crazy Place is a sprawling Choose-Your-Own-Adventure type game, like the Fighting Fantasy series only considerably sillier. It began in 1983 as an entertaining diversion from mind-numbing lessons. I wrote in an old brown hard-cover 1978 diary with a lot of pages torn out. The book was a minor sensation in the school; it inspired several imitations and I was plagued by requests from fellow students wanting to read it. Sometimes I would lend it to someone and find on its return that several new passages had been added, and occasionally existing passages acquired illustrations. 23 years later I finally finished it. With contributions from more than 30 authors and artists, it is now available in a new TADS 2 version that includes 70 illustrations and over 600 pages!
Escape from the Crazy place was written with TADS 2, and will require an interpreter such as the TADS 2 player's kit or Gargoyle to play. Instructions for playing TADS 2 games can, and links to the appropriate interpreter for your platform can be found here: http://www.tads.org/tads2.htm An expanded TWINE version is currently in the works...
"Like the twisted literary lovechild of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and Homsar, Escape From the Crazy Place is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever touched!" Ryusui - rec.arts.int.fiction.
"I've been playing your online Escape from the Crazy Place for the last half hour and I have to say it's... well, the best damn thing I've ever seen ever." Sprite - The Adrift Forum.
"The game opens with an NPC hamburger vending clown named Donald McRonald who eventually 'takes two fingers and stuffs them up your nostrils for a joke,' and it deteriorates from there." - Mike Harris, S.P.A.G. Reviews
This is my own Super Mario Bros remake, i hope you enjoyed it.
Special thanks to Zorak for the mario sprites.
THE MUHAMMAD CHRONICLES ARE BACK.
A NEW TIMELINE IS BORN.
Some years after the "big split", the event where Muhammad III and Gigigenn went into a seperate timeline to live a wonderful live without evil creatures, Muhammad III's son Muhammad IV finds a mysterious cave and tells his brother Muhammad V to follow him. In the cave, they find a mystical spirit that transforms Muhammad IV into an evil Muhammad. Now Muhammad V and his friend Monkey Muhammad go to find the mad Muhammad IV and make him good again.
-Finally there really are some changes in the Muhammad formula
-At least 1Powerup
-8 magical ancient Muhammad statues perfectly hidden throughout the adventure
-No more savestates!
-No more fun!
-Harder than Muhammad 4
-Harder than Muhammad 5
-Monkey Muhammad poops explosive eggs
Here are some quotes from Muhammad fans all over the world who didn't want the Muhammad series to stop:
Speedy Gonzales: I don't want the Muhammad series to stop because it is oh so very fine.
Bc_: How is eating in A badly named box, Supposed to endanger a dark-brown fox?
ITS MUHAMMAD 4
The thrilling Muhammad trilogy gets expanded with another breathtakingly well made.
A new futuristic Timeage began in Muhalländ, but new trouble is on its way.
Magmammad and Iceammad, two old friends of Muhammad III, the son of Muhammad II, got into a fight, and now Magmammad wants to burn everything and Iceammad wants to freeze everything.
Can Muhammad III save the world?
-Extreme difficulty that everybody wants
-Enemies that shoot discs
-it's a Muhammad game
-A BOAT LEVEL
-YES A BOAT LEVEL
-Shh If you are extremely bad at Muhammad, you can create savestates with F5 and load with F6.
"This game is totally not the black sheep of the franchise", - Robbiero Goméz
"I am the black sheep of my family", - Gerda Goméz
(More information on this brilliant game can be found here: http://muhammadmuhammadmuhamuhamuhammad.wikia.com/wiki/MUHAMMAD_4_The_Verwourren_Streets_FIRE_VS_ICE)
The player can watch episodes of a popular TV program at home and go outside to socialize. The velociraptor only wants to talk about TV! Talk to your velociraptor friend about TV!
In this exciting simulation, you, Quasimodo, must get into the saloon.
However, a fearsome gorrila will not let you in, as he is the bouncer.
Use your skills to enter the building, and get a few drinks!
Left and Right: Move
Shift: Jump (no use)
Bump into the gorrila to negotiate.
Ever wondered why the people can't get to vote on the new pope?
Ever wished to do that yourself? To have the freedom of choosing? To have a voice?
WELL NOW YOU CAN!
Or at least almost can! With the Simulator of a Pope Shop, or simply SimPopeShop!
What you have to do is simple:
1) First you select the pope you want to buy
2) Then you pay by shredding tears so that the Room of Tears can have some effect.
I guess the correct title would be "Pennyfarthing Man Creates the Bicycle" or "Pennyfarthing Man Creates the Pennyfarthing" but i don't care.
The controls are VERY simple. There's a strenght meter going up and down, and all you have to do is press SPACEBAR when you think the meter is high enough. The higher the meter when you press SPACEBAR, the farther (and faster!) you go.
Also, this is the SECOND game to feature my OWN MIDI SONGS
JUSTICE MUSTACHE RETURNS FOR THE 3RD TIME!
EXPERENCE WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR FOR A WHILE.
(Instructions in game, just wait for a few seconds at the title.)
(Also, please read the TXT included. I beg you to.)