This is what comedy is like.
You are a prop comic with nothing prepared for your 2 hour 1 man show.
Break a leg!
Press different keys to see if things work.
When objects collide sometimes you get extra points.
You can only do specific things so often.
Edit: There's a new version that works and is MMF2. The original 1 hour version is still attached.
The MMF2 version is way too hard, the KnP version is way too easy.
A fun holiday game I used to help someone get interested in MMF2 with.
Beware! Popping popcorn can be scary!
All mouse controls. Click the popcorn.
There's this robot and it says it can always beat you in Rock Paper Scissors. Can you find a way to defeat him once and for ever?
Here is a second compilation of 5 games (a sequel to 3 of Kind) where there are some sort of 4th wall breaking secrets. If you like fruit and if you like bugs and if you like tough puzzling games, you'll like this.
I once knew about DooM and i made this one back during the spring of 2014 while i was gone of Glorious Trainwrecks, this time a parody .wad and it has hard levels, full of suprises, other stuff you might not know and for the first time on Glorious Trainwrecks...CUSTOM SPRITES, CUSTOM ENEMIES AND BOSSES, AND CUSTOM SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!! This wad might not work in DOSBox and you might need Zandronum or just ZDoom (it's not tested on this) because this wad is full of custom stuff. Some friend of mine gave me rude reviews and i had to not support this anymore, until i decided to post it in Glorious Trainwreck, considering one of my memorable stuff i ever made.
The story so far (as told in the title screen's instructions replacement gfx):
one day someone named VALLETTA was playing horror games all the time, 3 hours later, he was tired to play these games so he went to bed, sleeping on his comfortable bed during at 1:50 P.M., he started dreaming, a really strange, weirdest, crappiest, heckiest, and sh**ty dream, all it has started as weird people walking around the streets, then several weird creatures appear and start fuckin up the world, then everything got bizzarre, aswell this ain't very good, VALLETTA has to try escaping the dream, but where he will end his dream?
WARNING: This wad might contain ear-rape sounds as this is a traumatic parody and might contain some suprises (and creepy sometimes in the halfway), and sometimes it can be hard to complete the rest of the game, play at your own risk, you might don't even bother asking help, because i don't even still update this wad anymore.
Here it is, the (kinda) halloween special of Mr. Cat which was used to be made for the october month on the 2013 year, but it was scrapped until now, i had to finish working on this game.
mistur. kat waz clbratng hlowen hlida, but drak kat had tu sotp oevr him and h scrz him, and h gav him a bik tsak tu do: h hez tu cloetc 4 gmez fer him and tak diz tu a tmobsotn. mr. kat hez tu tak fer him hiz offr, but how h wil win hiz dael? fnid out on diz hlowen spcal!
Mr. Cat was celebrating halloween holiday, but Dark Cat had to stop over him and he scares him, and he gave him a big task to do: he has to collect 4 gems for him and take these to a tombstone. Mr. Cat has to take for him his offer, but how he will win his deal? Find out on this halloween special!
A totally unoriginal game made in a one night burst of forced labour and uncreativity. There is no happiness in this, only slavery. I wish they didn't take my booze away.
Any way, this game is a 2 player rhythm game about space vikings. Zithers ring and ting, and the sounds of lightning mega battle Ragnarok echo all the way from Techno-Ruritania to Neo-Valhalla. Jotunheim has been chopped off and all that is left is lightning mega battle Ragnarok. So off goes Htor and Vaenamoenen.
Also the controls don't bug, you just have to press at correct time. Don't bug me about this.
Creators: jukeri(zuker12), Megalover, Gritsen
You've been locked in a padded cell for no obvious reason with only a deranged hamburger-eating clown for company. The cell doesn't even have a door. So begins an adventure that will take you to many places including custard-filled caverns, the world's worst Indian restaurant, the planet Venus, and the inside of a cereal packet. You'll meet such strange characters as the peculiar Plugalug, Rampateuay (a prophet who predicts the the things he's just about to do) and the sinister Boss. Can YOU escape from the Crazy Place?
Escape from the Crazy Place is a sprawling Choose-Your-Own-Adventure type game, like the Fighting Fantasy series only considerably sillier. It began in 1983 as an entertaining diversion from mind-numbing lessons. I wrote in an old brown hard-cover 1978 diary with a lot of pages torn out. The book was a minor sensation in the school; it inspired several imitations and I was plagued by requests from fellow students wanting to read it. Sometimes I would lend it to someone and find on its return that several new passages had been added, and occasionally existing passages acquired illustrations. 23 years later I finally finished it. With contributions from more than 30 authors and artists, it is now available in a new TADS 2 version that includes 70 illustrations and over 600 pages!
Escape from the Crazy place was written with TADS 2, and will require an interpreter such as the TADS 2 player's kit or Gargoyle to play. Instructions for playing TADS 2 games can, and links to the appropriate interpreter for your platform can be found here: http://www.tads.org/tads2.htm An expanded TWINE version is currently in the works...
"Like the twisted literary lovechild of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and Homsar, Escape From the Crazy Place is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever touched!" Ryusui - rec.arts.int.fiction.
"I've been playing your online Escape from the Crazy Place for the last half hour and I have to say it's... well, the best damn thing I've ever seen ever." Sprite - The Adrift Forum.
"The game opens with an NPC hamburger vending clown named Donald McRonald who eventually 'takes two fingers and stuffs them up your nostrils for a joke,' and it deteriorates from there." - Mike Harris, S.P.A.G. Reviews
This is my own Super Mario Bros remake, i hope you enjoyed it.
Special thanks to Zorak for the mario sprites.
THE MUHAMMAD CHRONICLES ARE BACK.
A NEW TIMELINE IS BORN.
Some years after the "big split", the event where Muhammad III and Gigigenn went into a seperate timeline to live a wonderful live without evil creatures, Muhammad III's son Muhammad IV finds a mysterious cave and tells his brother Muhammad V to follow him. In the cave, they find a mystical spirit that transforms Muhammad IV into an evil Muhammad. Now Muhammad V and his friend Monkey Muhammad go to find the mad Muhammad IV and make him good again.
-Finally there really are some changes in the Muhammad formula
-At least 1Powerup
-8 magical ancient Muhammad statues perfectly hidden throughout the adventure
-No more savestates!
-No more fun!
-Harder than Muhammad 4
-Harder than Muhammad 5
-Monkey Muhammad poops explosive eggs
Here are some quotes from Muhammad fans all over the world who didn't want the Muhammad series to stop:
Speedy Gonzales: I don't want the Muhammad series to stop because it is oh so very fine.
Bc_: How is eating in A badly named box, Supposed to endanger a dark-brown fox?