Snake Oil Shrinking

gisbrecht's picture
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clark stanley has sold snake oil contaminated with shrink ray energy! will jogger be able to report this to the judge in time?

press R to reset game.

Music is Rave On by Masafumi Takada and Jun Fukuda

For Grid 1 Online Chat Room + Snake Oil Hawker + Shrink Ray

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ncrecc's picture

Maybe the best midi i've

Maybe the best midi i've ever listened to... amplified the humor value of the entire game

And I love the notion that were Clark Stanley in the modern era, he'd just snoop around random newly started webforums and manually post spam adverts instead of making a spambot

Alchiggins's picture

RIP Jogger

Something gets me about the jogger slowly and surely meeting their doom as Clark Stanley, the man himself, stoically looks onward, listening to a sick tune in cyberspace when the internet was good.

gisbrecht's picture

how can you say this was

how can you say this was when the internet was good when the jogger has been condemned to a life of eating breadcrumbs all because of clark stanleys mineral water machinations!?

Alchiggins's picture

Hmmm, that was a bit daft of

Hmmm, that was a bit daft of me, I apologize

clyde's picture

I love the distance to

I love the distance to Justice staying the same, but requiring more and more jogging to get there.

gisbrecht's picture

A friend pointed out that

A friend pointed out that this game is like zeno's paradox... much to think about.

everythingstaken's picture

wow

Great midi from a great game. I almost didn't recognize the midi, but it was uncanny when I forgot what it was from. I liked the gameplay of this one.

gisbrecht's picture

ill be sure to put in more

ill be sure to put in more killer7 songs