Glorious Trainwrecks Anthem

zum's picture

How about it? I figure it should start something like the national anthem of the Soviet Union and then segue - and by "segue" I of course mean "jump headlong" - into a Dueling Banjos-style segment.

SpindleyQ's picture

Goddamn the National Anthem

Goddamn the National Anthem of the Soviet Union is long.

I agree with your idea, only at the end, there should be the sound of a record scratch, and then Whoopi Goldberg says, "You gotta be kidding me!", as if the whole thing was the joke beginning to a movie trailer about a buddy cop movie where Whoopi gets paired up with a dinosaur or something.