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i heard you like videogames 2012-02-25.zip

So I tweeted last night "@retroremakes Screw 2012. I am personally committing to submit at least infinity games to the kart." with this game in mind.
And today I find Jonathan Whiting's made this, beating me to the punch.
Not only that, but this game, a clear ripoff of my game Glitch Tank.
This can only be resolved with a game-making duel.
En garde!