spin. eat candy. screen wrap. embody a snake. eat the special candy to be attractive to the other candies. sate your candylust and roar with euphoria. and then stop.
-Ben Sironko
October 11th, 2017
Brooklyn, NY
FEATURING:
-Twenty-one action filled battles!
-A thunderous midi soundtrack!
-A honest to god SHITTY brainfart impro dialogue because I only assed to write a small part of it.
-You making disgruntled facial expressions at the aforementioned dialogue!
-Fun times!
-Hope that it becomes funnier over time like all of my joke shit.
After nearly six months of on-and-ridiculously-off development,
I've finally finished something I didn't think I would.
It was all supposed to go down with that last joke game,
but it turns out that I still needed to be taught a lesson.
Get out there and finish the fight!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!!
This was supposed to push the limits of KNP to the maximum with absolutely ludicrous
battle mechanics, unlike Kung Fu 2, which was pretty much about dodging flying shit
and mashing the attack button. I tried to go there, but neither of us couldn't handle it.
Instead what I have now is practically the same with more shit.
And the fucking thing still rules.
What are you waiting for?!
Overall, I learned some:
Patience
Mental Shenanigans
Drawing Consistency, so it's not really all a waste no matter what.
Made for 1HGJ #224: Trains
Move the trains around, and make them collide to reveal the picture underneath the screen. There's no real objective to this game.
Sources: https://pixabay.com/photos/locomotive-diesel-russia-train-60539/
Once again, a cyan square must defeat some red circles. Arrow keys to move, Z to launch a grappling hook. Smash them into each other! Be attitude for gains!
That's right! 101 UNIQUELY titled and designed games for your playing pleasure! Starring five characters (including the return of Bulb Boy from The Adventures of Bulb Boy and Anetta from Ghost Witch), the possibilities are endless (or 101)!
Press X to jump. Press Z to hit switches. Arrow keys move and scroll down the MASSIVE GAME MENU. ENTER to select a game.
Enjoy! Can you beat them all?!*
*Note: there's no reward for beating them all. Honest.
Here's a short local multiplayer game that you can easily play by yourself, but it's recommended to be played with one other person.
It also has a cool keyboard setting that you should check out!
note on the return of scab simulator:
After a game that I thought it was my last Scab Simulator, I decided to return the series because of just how it is. It is a series of games in which I get able to express myself about some stuff that is going on in my life. There have been some games in the series that haven't been personal at all, most notably, the first ten or so games. However, the series did have some personal instalments, and this happens to be one of them. It is about something that happened to me a while back, and I might as well bring the series in full effect this time.
don't you just love it when someone talks shit behind your back when you are around?
As complex as a flickgame gets. Confusing. Ambiguous.
Trainwrecks are art (at least mine are, but I'm pretty sure all other trainwrecks are art too, including even those that are definitely not, and excluding a professional-looking game of some dude who is more popular than me in some other circles that got no comments at all, hahaha serves him right for being successful), so provide some artistic analysis!
Check it out, or at least read the tags.
Also there's a cheat option implemented so don't use it.
(below is a reflection on this piece of work, yeah)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1C9OsikRnh0NWqEi_CDZAPpDfNi4AXbuHyLvCa81V1Rk/edit?usp=sharing
a small powerpoint presentation on how to make clickbait. nsfw because of crudely drawn sex scenes and nudity and some violence thanks. more information in game.