Game File: 

cucumbersome.zip

Cucumbersome is a game about cucumbers and frustrating control schemes and also Mario.

Badass music by h_double!

Game File: 

WindowKommander.zip

OOPS! TITLE DOES NOT FIT! FULL TITLE IIIIIIS:

KOMMANDER OF THE WINDOWS: WINDOW MAY KOMMANDER: KING OF THE WINDOWS: WINDOWMAKING: WINDOW MAY KING: WINDOWLICKER: THE MUSICAL: WIDOWMAKER: WINDOW MAY KILL: X11: MECHANISM NOT POLICY

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WINDOW COMMANDER, IT IS YOUR DUTY TO COMMAND WINDOWS

WINDOWS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR

DISMISS EVIL POP-UP WINDOWS

DON'T DISMISS NOT-EVIL POP-UP WINDOWS

USE ROBOTS TO CONTROL ASTRONAUTS

FIND ALIENS THAT ARE NOT POP-UP WINDOWS

CLICK POP-UP ALIENS TO CLOSE THEM

TRICK THE CLOWN

I HATE FORD ADVERTISEMENTS

I AM USING CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Game File: 

The Worst Thing I've Ever Made.zip

http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/download/run-time-package
DOWNLOAD THE RPG MAKER XP RTP FIRST BEFORE ANYTHING

WHY
WHY DID I MAKE THIS
Also this is the first time I've tackled RPG Maker XP.
Controls:
The Basic RPG Maker XP controls:
Space-Action Button
Arrow Keys- Move Menus
etc. etc.

Game File: 

pooltable.zip

Edit: and actually there's a lot of language on the first board, since it was like being in an irc channel you don't really fit in, but you just kinda watch. so yeah, that's a warnainatiable

Enjoy it, it's a lot like being in #teens on austnet.. Confusion, it's about watching and listening. This is probably one of my fav oldschool releases. Disclaimer, #teens had a lot of language and suggestive, very suggestive stuff, so the first board is full of a lot of that. Basically it turned #teens of all places into a place you could go, with a bar and you could spin bar stools. So take effect. As far as ungotten references, nobody gets them, not even me. It's #teens.

Pick up lyon if you need a runtime, otherwise dosbox it.
http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/files/Lyon.zip

Game File (Mac): 

redrosez.rar

Game File: 

redrosez.rar

this game is worse than the original 30x times

I finally implemented a thing where a text file can be used as variables to load things in a game. I've wanted to do this for a while, but never had much reason to go through the tutorial. I'm putting the tutorial here so I can find it when I want to do this again in the future. I don't really know how to do it.
https://unity3d.com/learn/tutorials/topics/scripting/serialization-and-game-data?playlist=17117

Hey all! In the last few weeks I've revived a project I was posting about here a year ago:
Stream of Pretentiousness

It's daily vignettes about my life (interactive non-fiction, if you will). I'm calling this Season 2 because last year I was making them in Twine, and this time I'm experimenting with other open-source engines for making hypertext stories. So yeah!

Game File (Linux): 

noontoothv1.0pyt.zip

Game File: 

noontoothv1.0win.zip

Learn the art of harmonic climbing!

Briefly meet a few cuties!

Win the biggest bag of milk in the world!

quasiotter's Sekrit Santa Wish List:
An input dedicated to [a normal human action] that doesn't affect gameplay at all
press C while climbing to cough!
A demake of the first level of your third favourite game, but no-one would actually know it's referencing that game unless you told them
songs feature from my favorite games, although it isn't subtle
Hidden quote from Helen Keller (it can't be the main objective, it's a SECRET! SHHHHHH!)
Secret level had to be cut in the interest of time
Imprecise photogrammetry* for 3.5 objects (*photo textures on a mesh)
No meshes, but many photo textures
Sensory overload that will definitely not crash the game on any computer
Nah
Gameplay is restricted to 1 dimension (i.e. can move along the Z-axis only), though the world can be 2D or 3D
The only direction you move in this game is up the mountain.
Someone under 10 or over 60 is the director and/or level designer and/or environment artist and/or foley artist for this
Nah
The largest bag of milk in the world. I'm not kidding
It's big.
The skybox subtly reminds you of your dad, without actually looking like him (alt: a friend with really great teeth)
Nah
This was made in the level editor of a game you wish more people would play (if it's not a free game, or if it's on a console, make it an auto level [completed without any input] and record it to video please, but if it's the video then it would be funny if you used a bad camera to record the screen and you have to run an executable to see the video instead of posting it to a video hosting site lol)
Nah
You need to get this off your chest, so just dump it in this game
Some emotions conveyed in this game are mine.
You never thought you would make a game this tiny
Actually it's pretty big, but the window is only 800x600
You really just wanted to make some characters that you would date if they were real
All characters were designed with maximum datability in mind.

Download the windows one if you're running windows, or the python one if you have python installed.

Read the readme for more information, or contact me on discord at TheCakeFlavor#4666.

Game File (Linux): 

BinkyXV_Lin.zip

Game File (Mac): 

BinkyXV_Mac.zip

Game File: 

BinkyXV_Win.zip

The fifteenth in the award winning BINKY Series!

Amazing 3D Action!!!

BINKY, EGGS, RUFF and the rest of the crew have trapped in Castle Zedd and are cursed!!!

But, what is the Curse of Castle Zedd?

This game was presented at the 2019 Video Game Expo at University of 956207713 880516142 792910878. It did not win any awards. This does not change the fact that BINKY is an award winning series of games.

Featuring Music by fotocopiadora in mp3 and midi formats!

Controls:

W - UP
A - LEFT
S - DOWN
D - RIGHT
Q - QED
Z - ZED

R - Turn on Automatic Movement

Credits:
Dracula by Bram Stoker
Giovanna Garzoni - Still Life with Bowl of Citrons
Eduard von Grützner – Falstaff
Johnson Cornelius the Elder – Portrait of a Lady in White
Ilya Repin – Modest Mussorgsky
William Shaw - The Duke of Ancaster's Bay Stallion, Blank, Walking Towards a Mare

Music:

Passage of Sanguine Moonlight by fotocopiadora

Game File: 

laggi.zip

Fend off little critters as your input slowly becomes less responsive.