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MagnificentPlanet.zip

You are having a good time reading this website when suddenly the urge overcomes you to venture towards a MAGNIFICENT PLANET. The urge cannot be quelled, you hear a voice deep inside your brain... "move with the arrows"... where does it come from? Who knows, however it is clear that you have been waiting for it your entire life unit. By vigourous manipulation of the computer you are able to crunch the link and start the process. Beads of sweat roll down your face as you have done this. "Well, there's no going back now," you think, grimly, as you watch the download counter fill up, "I've made my decisions, I did what was right, and now, god help me, I find myself sucked in, towards the vortex of a... MAGNIFICENT PLANET!"

Compatible with Windows. 24 hour game.

I'll now paste the help file from
the mentor or train window, or glimpsed briefly over a whistle-stop group tour,
however it normally requires on the box the reception isn't clear just hoping
for the suggestion and amazing service from my iron beads I just remember it was
created simply to amuse me. It's similar in to my own shoes and make sure you
never met them, they become part of part of it [18:19] i just wanna
watch it over and make her go to turkey and decide they need to look at people's
shirts unless you ask me to point b but i like ducks cuz they go quack quack my
life's in ruts cuz i just find it interesting. a piece of sausage paper sausage
egg and cheese on a croissant o please false nagg bleeds makes me respond in the
25th Century, Columbo, Matlock, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Forensic Files,
Pawn Stars, Shotgun Slade, American Restoration Movies: Jazz: The Glenn Miller
Story, Mo Betta Blues, Stormy Weather, A Song is Born, Round Midnight, Anatomy
of a tenderoni you oughtta do the math i'm not spreading wrath he just knew
humility and wasn't ever man enough to ask until 5 days after I first saw you. A
LOT LIKE MY NEW HAT. TAKE A PONCHO 001675192656 OffTheBoat Dear Gloria You may
remember me better by the name 325323ghgh6326363. I'd go into the envelopes of desire
lingering jizzing isotopes through the 4 frames long, times 2. it
goes up... so high you need fire fighters and dousers but that's what they like
in turkey.... TURKEY TARGET TURKEY TARGET hey linhat wahtart about hope looker
9... searching for hope in the lake like a golden strand that twines in and
potentially either get plushies or maybe some envelopes or U.P.S! or U.P.S.!
action figures. I'd better withhold lol! Trottin in the challenges of the Burger
King because it wasn't being sold as much....

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Garlo's Gambit.zip

garlo is back!

Game File: 

helloleon.zip

Hi!

ive been away but im here again for a while hello world

well, im ok mostly, im still alive and getting through life. my external hard drive which originally had KNP and all my source files on there died early last year and as such i no longer after any of my leftover projects or any games which never got to be released whoops i done fucked the pooch on that one huh

luckily i backed up the last iteration of the game that me and mno are working on,,,,we're resuming progress on it slowly, working out little intricate details about the game. it'll be here soon, we promise.

in the meanwhile enjoy this klikart i created just now, it may become the title screen to something.

~pico

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trainsimulatorthemovie.zip

movie of the train games
sorry i was having trouble running jakeclover2432222 train simulator reloaded. game maker doesnt work well in linux

games are

train simulator by fizzhog
train simulator simulator by mno
train simulator reloaded by jakeclover2432222

thanks

Move with the arrow keys
Touch the other skulls to talk to them.

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fivezone.zip

WHAT ARE THE FIVE ZONES.....

My new DOOM 2 level! This level, as stated below, uses some fancy format so you need Zdoom or Gzdoom or maybe some other sort of port to play it correctly! Nothing like annoying cutscenes, I just don't like making levels in the old Doom format.

Also I really reccomend playing on normal first! It's much more interesting to play on hard -after- you get to know the level :)
Easy is always an option, too.... Some more information is in fivezone.txt, for any interested!


FEATURES:

- Monsters
- Weapon
- Platforms
- Stuff that requires Zdoom or equivilent source port
- Full difficulty level implementation
- Gameplay
- Another weapon
- Detailed and engrossing story that will grab you by the hook of your seat, which is right under this point


STORY:

THE LEGEND OF THE FIVE ZONES!

DAY ONE: HOUR 5:20

*BZZZT* your comm crackles in your large ear. "Come in Sgt. Hoppsy!*" barks a booming voice. It's the General!

* In my canon, after nearly dying defeating the boss at the end of Doom 2, the Doom Guy was brought back to life through immediate operations with the only resources available: a stockpile of medkits, and the remains of his pet bunny, Daisy, resulting in him being a freakish human/bunny mutant. He hasn't been the same since.

"What is it, sir?"

"We need to send you on a special operation to-"

With a grunt and a crunch of a carrot you were nibbling on, you cut him off. "Sir, with all due respect, you know I only accept to go on missions where only my experience with demon fighting is NECCESARY. You know how I hate going outside as I am now!"

"I understand, Hoppsy, but this IS something we need to call you in for. We've already lost a whole squadron of soldiers, Commander Scrapson, and Duke, my pet orangutan."

"I'm sorry to hear that sir. Especially about Duke. But how does this concern me?"

"I'm going to to tell you, Hoppsy! We don't know exactly what forces managed to take out all our men, but we still have quite a lot of information from our scouts, and it's grim. We've discovered that an old Phobos base was overrun by the hellspawn, ages ago, and turned into hellzones. Specifically... FIVE hellzones!"

"Five?! My god! I've only ever seen at most three hellzones at once! How could the demons have created such a powerful terraformation?"

"We don't know, except that they've had a lot of time alone, undisturbed... until now."

CONTINUED IN STORY.TXT PLEASE DOWNLOAD AND UNPACK THE ZIP ABOVE TO READ ON!!!

Game File: 

STERLING.zip

"there are countries where women have acid dripped on their faces, and you're upset because kung fu panda made fun of your 'body issues.'" in this egyptian adventure, games journalist jim sterling teaches you to become a TRUE FEMINIST!

Game File: 

pikachut.zip

This is, quite literally and without Exeggcutation, the absolute worst thing I have ever created.

YES, EVEN WORSE THAN THAT PUN

(SO PRESS SHIFT TO JUMP I GUESS)