GYCW - Five of the Worst Games Ever (Don't Buy This) 1080p HD

http://youtu.be/q3KQUnoqukY

i just love this (not expecting any reply because we know this is trainwrecks, people don't talk in here lol)

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MOTOROBO.zip

robots hate motorcycles, they see it as a mockery of their mechanical life

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You've got crabs!.zip

This is a game about the glorious process of clearing up pubic lice. My wife helped me make this one, and it was her idea to begin with. HOORAY MARRIAGE!!!

Sylvie has become Unbelieveably Kittyish.... can you eat all the burgers in her world.

use mouse

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V^10.zip

A grindhouse-porn homage to my favorite platformer of this century. With apologies to Terry. Press up and down to make sweet, tender love.

Made by SpindleyQ.

Can you avoid
death? Can anyone?

The last remaining samples of this lost language are contained in a set of games. It is our duty to MAKE those games, in the

ROSETTA STONE GAME JAM

UPDATE II
The document is gone. You may now release your games!

UPDATE
The end date for the Rosetta stone game jam used to be 20 May 2018. To allow people to finish their games, the end date is now on N-Day. Once enough people have said that their games are complete, a vote for N-Day will start. Until then, the document will not be destroyed, and no one should upload their games. DO NOT UPLOAD YOUR GAMES UNTIL WE ALL AGREE ON N-DAY. Communication is easier on the discord, but I'll make sure to keep everyone updated through gt messages.

Premise:
There will be a shared dictionary document with grammar and sentence structure examples. Games created in this jam should only use words defined in the document. If you want to use a word that isn't in the dictionary, make up a word and add it to the dictionary. In this way, a language is created. Only people who sign up to the jam will have access to the document. The document will be destroyed once the game jam is completed. Those who attempt to preserve the document will be punished.

The language will probably use English characters, to make it easier on the developers.
Also, the games don't necessarily have to help the player learn the language in any way, although a teaching game may be interesting.

Stage I Complete: (26 March - 20 April)
People who intended to participate should have left a comment expressing their interest. Comments should have suggested a theme for the games.

Stage II: (20 April - N-Day)
The document will be sent out, only to those who left a comment.
Game creation starts.

Stage III: (N-Day- onwards)
Game creation ends.
The document is destroyed.
The games made for this jam become the only remaining trace of the language.
The jam is complete.

Conceptually Related Images:
https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/files/rosettastone.JPG
https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/files/Voynich_manuscript_.jpg
https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/files/Linear-A-2.jpg
https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/files/writing.jpeg

Games made for Rosetta Stone Game Jam

4 games made!
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Name	Created	By	Screenshot	Comments
rosetta.dat	05/10/2021 - 09:06	wibi		5
God S'gorf Globu Unu Kopufauu	05/12/2021 - 16:56	spiral		4
Roglobau Blagoloo	05/17/2021 - 12:11	flan		4
Silali	05/10/2021 - 12:13	TheCakeFlavor		2

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zipzap.zip

Zip file contains a .mfa file that can only be opened with MMF2/TGF2. So don't waste your time downloading it unless you happen to have either of them installed. Sorry about that. :/ It was supposed to build a flash version of the game but that came out buggy and unplayable, so. Yeah. Wasted so much time on this... Argh.
But if at least one person plays it and enjoys it even a little, it'd be worth it.
Too frustrated/hungry/tired to write a description right now.

So, thanks to ExciteMike, it's now available in a convenient .exe format.
Yay.

Just a simple, tiny, very hard shoot em up. You control this space squid thing (that totally doesn't look like a space squid) and climb around while shooting robots and space jellyfish (definitely doesn't look like jellyfish.). There's no ending or anything, it goes on forever. Well, in theory, at least. It becomes pretty much humanly impossible at around level 20 or so.

Sound effects by Effbee. Thanks! Saved me a lot of time.
Also very briefly uses a font made by Anna Anthropy/Dessgeega.

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RaVeR.7z

Ever wanted to set up your own personal rave in your own home? You do, well I suggest you look elsewhere but why not try this just in case your mildly interested.