This is a very quick game for three players around one keyboard.

Players 1 and 2: win the affection of the beautiful obese lady by pushing and squashing your rival beneath her. Your power meters determine the strength of your push.
Player 3: shift your weight to help your preferred player win. The other two players are expected to win your favour outside the game in order to earn your preference in-game. What form this takes is up to you and them.

A - Player 1 push.
L - Player 2 push.
V, B - Player 3 shift weight.

Captain Velocisaur and Lord T-Reximus III are having a contest to see who can eat more. Try to eat all more little page guys than your partner! First to 40 wins. Controls with the arrow keys and WASD.