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Malefact

Malefact was first exposed to trainwrecks when he participated in a pretty rad and quite extensive lucasarts fangames community way back when. His magnum opus, "Space Fandango", was sadly lost to the world following the great computer fustercluckening of 2003.

He forgot, for a time. But upon discovering GLORIOUS TRAINWRECKS his passion for Klik and b-games was rekindled, and here he is today.

The best - and indeed the worst - is surely yet to come.

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DeceasedCrab

This guy is a total buttwipe! He blocked me on YouTube! Can you believe that crap? I bet he lives in his parents' basement. I hope he gets butt scurvy. He makes like, 875 videos of himself narrating over videogames, who the hell does he think he is to boss me around!!! He even talked over the music in Tyrian! I freaking love the Tyrian music! He should just shut the hell up so I can hear the music! And now he's making games? I bet they suck! He sucks! Suck!

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Topher

I make a lot of things. Go to topherflorence.com

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Nayuma Studios

Nayuma Studios is game studio, from the excellent gaming mind Kitoari. With 40 games under their belt, they have become a very distinguished publisher. They have made such hits as "Lemon Collecting Flower Adventure", "Survival Mode Series", and "Press X to not Die".

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jamatthews

I'm jamatthews. I mostly like all the things you hate and/or are indifferent to. I might also like one or 2 things that you like but probably not.

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Christopher Trumbour

For use only on NTSC Genesis Systems, Techokami is an admin at MFGG and SMW Central. He's also a Something Awful goon.

SHAMELESS PLUG: http://holenet.info

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Mike Meyer

I really like making games.

(about the picture: I'm the one on the LEFT)

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qrleon

Some jerk.

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EffBee

A crazed, deranged social outcast, EffBee will probably bore you to death with his constant musings over Linux, KDE SC, and computing in general. In fact, if you were to have a conversation with him, you would probably want to kill him. Or destroy your eardrums. But he does make some pretty humorous trainwrecks!

EffBee has used Click products ever since 1999, and although he has gained a fair bit of knowledge with the various products, there's little of that to be found in his contributions toward the Pirate Kart. Not only that, but he hardly Clicks anymore, as he's moved on from creating games to agonizing over little details and eccentricities in the C++ programming language. Still, he can hardly resist making the occasional trainwreck now and then in Klik & Play or some other Click product.

All trainwrecks in this collection authored by EffBee contain 0% Yoshi (ha ha, bet you weren't expecting that).

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Clint Emsley

I like to pretend I'm a game designer, but really I'm just another guy with a big ego and a verbose, pompous manner of speaking.

You can check out MORE of my verbose pompousness at my blog, http://clintmakesagame.com

My secret wish is that I'd joined Glorious Trainwrecks when I first visited the site about 2 years ago. Then I would really be a cool kid.

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Jeremy "Spindley Q Frog" Penner

Jeremy started Glorious Trainwrecks in April of 2007 because he wanted to play more games like The Last Eichhof, a freeware DOS game where you controlled a beer bottle that shot at alarm clocks while yodelling in space. Unbelievably, it worked.

Since then, he has hacked his Wii to play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out! with bongos, reverse-engineered the Klik & Play file format, created a realtime multiplayer telnet ANSI drawing program with ambitions to become a collaborative game development tool, and instigated dozens of internet game jams, bringing together people from all over the globe and producing somewhere in the neighbourhood of 1000 games so far.

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Dustin Smith

MC Dusty Bitch Ice Cold (DBIC) grew up in the tough streets of *insert rural Alaska town here*. When not doing mad gangsta shit he can be found dropping science over at Play This Thing!

** My parents complained that putting the name of my hometown in google resulted in this page, and they subsequently asked me kindly what the fuck I was doing.

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Noyb

Noyb has been using Klik & Play since the age of 12, and is grateful for this monthly dose of nostalgia. His other games include a Mario fangame where you fight a giant poop monster, an artgame where pachinko is used as a Freudian metaphor for awkward sexual tension, an adventure game where Admiral Horatio Nelson holds long conversations with thinly disguised videogame heroes, and a business sim about a company which sells no products.

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Jan Strach

preferrably daydreaming in PETSCII while birdwatching the gulls of nostalgia
http://www.underpolen.com

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Zaratustra

A developer of many games of the indie persuasion, including multiple award-non-winner Eversion. Was elected Time's Person of the Year in 2006. His website is at http://zarat.us/.

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Bungalo

Bungalo likes to create games. Only problem is that he sucks at creating them and gets sidetracked with other game ideas a lot. He has many games on the back-burner, and continues to make more crappy games.

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ioshiin

a lazy silly person making LAME games because i have no life!!
so regret i didnt make a game about a rhinoceros :< ummm waiiit. maybe theres still time!
*runs to knp*

if you play any of my games, THANK YOU, you awesome person you!

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Shadsy

Shadsy has been tinkering with Klik products since around 2001 after discovering a Klik & Play demo on a CD for SimTower. He continued attempting to make games for most of the rest of the decade (mostly fangames). Although he rarely completed any projects because of his unrealistic goals, he found the most fun and his greatest success in one-off joke games and intentional schlock.

Shadsy no longer really makes games. Still, he occasionally fires up MMF2 when he's bored... and when opportunities like this come up to make something horrible.

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Seppel

SEPPEL

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John D. Moore

John Moore doesn't make many video games! But he does watch ducks!

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James Powell

I enjoy designing levels and mechanics but I am not good with visual assets (example attached) so it's a good thing I found Klik of the Month Klub!

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Healy (Molly)

Hi ho Healy here! I have written several text adventures (or interactive fiction, whichever you prefer) over the past few years, but never have I made as much as I did for this event. I have enjoyed playing video games ever since my family got an SNES for Christmas when I was a little kid. I started writing interactive fiction a few years ago and recently have begun to look into making other types of games as well. I hope you enjoy the Pirate Kart!

P.S. I am a lady.

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Crash

Yeah bitches!!!!!!!!!!

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mzo

I invented Doom, maybe you've heard of it?

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Snapman

Snapman is a clever young fellow who has been using Klik & Play for nearly 12 years (admittedly with a very long break in the middle). His other hobbies include Shockwave Flash animation, various digital arts, and keeping his many internet identities unnecessarily separate.

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atuun

Renegade. State Pancake Eating Champion. Smiling Anime Detective. None of these words describe atuun, who showed up on this world completely naked and intends to leave the same way. In the meantime, he might make a game or two. Or nineteen.

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MechanicalPen

The eccentric hedgehog. MechanicalPen first caught the klik-craze when he happened upon the Sonic Fan Game HQ website during his fourteenth year of age. His most used klik-software is The Games Factory, having only recently purchased Multimedia Fusion 2.

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Leon Arnott

Leon's website is http://l.j-factor.com. He is responsible for Webbed Space Arcade (http://l.j-factor.com/gamemaker/), and the Webbed Space Amateur Variety Twitter (http://twitter.com/webbedspace).

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quakster

Hello. I'm an Internet Magician and my sole claim to fame is halfassing everything I do.

Previous work:

B.O.L.D. - The "Totally Awesome Not At All A Shameless Parody Of Bob And George" Webcomic.
Other equally hideous comics.
Various Game Maker "games".

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Haze

makes dumb KnP games, but more often makes dumb pictures
http://hazerever.deviantart.com/

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