warning old man

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Witam i zapraszam do wspaniałych maszyn konia symulatora. OSTRZEŻENIE starego podejścia MAN. nie akceptuje układ ograniczenia pomarańczy. Komputer demontować z OSTRZEŻENIE i starych atak człowieka. Skrzywić się krzyk od hotelu.

안녕하세요 그리고 아름다운 말 시뮬레이터 기계에 오신 것을 환영합니다. 경고 오래된 접근법 사람. 시스템은 오렌지의 한계를 허용하지 않습니다. 경고 컴퓨터를 분해하고 오래된 사람을 공격한다. 주춤 호텔에서 외침.

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Smedis2's picture


Am I going to die in 7 days after playing this?

GoreCore's picture

Why so polish? Also oh my

Why so polish?
Also oh my god old people are scary now

Polish is a great

Polish is a great scary/confusing language. It's indecipherably foreign like Russian (especially with all the accents), but it also looks enough like English that it has the illusion of being readable.

GoreCore's picture

Great, didn't know my

Great, didn't know my language could be considered scary by anyone :D
Always thought this could be attached to Finnish or Hungarian.

And Welsh to an extent!

And Welsh to an extent!

FlaviusMaximus's picture

Hello and welcome to the

Hello and welcome to the wonderful horse machine simulator. WARNING old man approach. system does not accept the limitations of orange. WARNING disassemble the computer and attack the old man. Wince cry from the hotel.