You are in love with the Sun.
It's the only thing that turns you on.
Your goal is clear.
Travel to the Sun.
And make love to it.
UPDATE 3/29/2015: Compatibility with Windows 8
why do i relate so much to this
Empirically tested scientific fact: blaring Whitney Houston at GDC will immediately cause a huge crowd to gather to see what the hell is going on.
I was fortunate to turn into the live stream one afternoon just as one guy was screaming about it. It was exhilarating.