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HET SIM 9000 2.0 300 PERCENT MORE RADICAL COMMENTARY EDITION.zip

amazing simulation of heterosexual life
includes
>despair of infinatly reproducing 3d objects
>stunning heterosexual propaganda
>overwhelming fear

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SILENT.zip

YOU provide the sound effects in this game! when the game prompts you, make the sound -- or read the provided dialogue -- as best you can!

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baseball.zip

I've been listening to a lot of American Football, so this game is American Baseball.
The differences between the MMF and KNP files is that the KNP one has negative scoring. 8-)

You think that Mr. Cat has ended his life? Not yet, evil's up again and this time he's back as Justice Mustache's pet, help him and his adventures of destroying 14 random enemies you'll encounter in their arenas, destroy all them and reveal the identity of a evil who's controlling evil.
There's also the infamous pirater Yong Yong.

Here's a 5-boss demo of the sequel to Mr. Cat, After you beat all bosses, nothing happens, just wait for the full version.
The 5 bosses are:
- NEDM Cat
- John Egbert
- Nyan Cat
- Hacker Magazine Guy
- Mergamehn

Some of the music is from Rockman & Forte: Challenger from the Future.

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my new game.zip

My first published game in here - Black screen

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Ghost Mumps.zip

From the mind of somebody who misread a licence plate and decided to make a game based off of the resulting title, comes....

GHOST MUMPS

Q: Just WHO did all the mind-blowing soundtracks for this game?

Q: What IS a ghost mump?

Q: How CAN I find and harness the power of a ghost mump?

Q: Can YOU win the Goblet of Grrggaarr before the year 2015??

Q: Just HOW do I skip a significant portion of the game because of that one level (Level 6) that randomly glitches and becomes an awful sludgy mess to play for no good reason?

PLAY TO FIND OUT!!!


**Actually for the last one, should Level 6 break for you, close and re-open the game, and under the Game menu, enter the password "itbroke" to skip to Level 6 (with a minor score penalty). And for the first one, the music is by "S"!


GHOST MUMPS: EPISODE 1 is an action packed platformer to no end (it can be replayed infinity times!). It features 10 intense (after the tutorial I guess) levels that will keep you up at night trying to figure out!

Keep your eyeballs stuck to this screen for the upcoming exciting GHOST MUMPS: EPISODE 2: THE THIEVES OF GHASTLY GHOST MUMP MUCK SWAMP MANSION!

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Squalid Space Squash HTML5.zip

SQUALID SPACE SQUASH

(playing it online would be the best option)

STORY:

You are an experimental MOTIVATING SPACE GUN, developed by the FBI (French Butter Investigators) to give space soldiers more enthusiasm in fighting off the horrid GREEN GATTLEBLAST BUGS that are slowly infesting every corner of the galaxy. With your give and take rewards, you were supposed to give J. CITIZEN support in fighting off dummy BUGS, but unfortunately they found out about you and started invading the compound - now you and J. CITIZEN will have to fend them off lest the only existing prototype for the MOTIVATING SPACE GUN is destroyed!

GAMEPLAY:

Use the SDWA or ARROW KEYS to move around. J. CITIZEN is so scared of the GREEN GATTLEBLAST BUGS that he will not be able to do more than hang on to you
LEFT CLICK the MOUSE to tell J. to fire a bullet out of you. How many bullets you can fire at any given moment depend on how well J. has been fighting against BUGS.

INFO:

SCORE is, well, your score. Every new power of 10 reached sets the bullet count back to 1 - double that score for 2 bullets, triple it for 3, and so on. This system is meant to reward combatants for great achievement, and subsequently give them more challenge when they perform well.
HEALTH is how many more hits J. CITIZEN can take before expiring, leaving you helpless against the damn BUGS! Every 1000 points gained gives J. more confidence, allowing him to take another hit.
BULLETS tells you straightfowardly how many shots can be made at once.
MONSTER HUNGER is a rating of how ravenous the BUGS have gotten - as it increases, so does the speed of BUGS, how well they can track you, and how many points killing one is worth.
MONSTERS ALIVE is a convenient counter of what you are currently up against.

SCORING:

1-80: You couldn't even kill a single GREEN GATTLEBLAST BUG? Either the MOTIVATING SPACE GUN is a failure, or YOU are!
81-1000: OK job - if you're a monkey
1001-5000: Good work, J. must be really feeling the flow!
5001-10000: You made it as far as many would be expected too
10001+: Congratulations!
20000+: Wow, that was quite a stretch!
30000+: You must be cheating...

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5sec.zip

This is pretty much Smash TV except instead of killing people you eat as much fast food as you can.

Now that I've finished this I will treat myself to some Taco Bell.

ARR ME HEARTIES, IT BE INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY TODAY
LET US MAKE MANY TALES (i.e. games) ABOUT HOW WE FOUGHT THE GIANT WHALE IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM AND HOW WE DRUNK MUCH RUM AFTERWARD
YE MAY USE WHATEVER TOOL YOU LIKE BE IT KLIK OR LOVE IT DOES NOT MATTER TO ME

FEEL THE STRONG WAVES OF HEAT FROM IN YOUR PANTALOONS, SWAB THE DECKS AND THEN GET MAKING!

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theres two rules
1. you can use whatever the fuck you want to make it and it can be one screen/really short if you want
2. it must be related to the sea/rum/sea shanties in some way

Games made for Talk Like a Trainwreck Day! (Pirate Day Special)

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Pirate VS. Dinos	09/19/2012 - 14:18	Smedis2		1

I am apathetic but I'm still idealistic and I argue on the internet with those who aren't and with bad people in general. All sorts of things upset me but I have indestructible self-esteem. You on the other hand are probably a better person than you think you are.