24th of April is Glorious Trainwrecks' 15th anniversary, so let's have a game jam! We'll start two days before and go about a week after. Feel free to add games made before then as well. Participants may make games in Klik'n'Play, Knytt Stories, Construct, Clickteam Fusion, Game Maker, Ren'py, Bitsy, RPG Maker, Powerpoint, or anything that games can be made in. (Please let people know if your game requires anything special to play, though!)
SPECIAL CHALLENGES:
--Make a game in two hours
--Make a game that looks like it was made in two hours
--Make a game in a new-to-you engine
--Make a game in an older/more "basic" engine
--Make a game celebrating the LBGT+ community
--Make a game about your favorite game
--Make a game about your daily life
--Make a game about anything you want!
and most importantly of all...
--Have fun!!!
This is a game about crying.
Click 'Ok' on the assertion failure to begin the game. Future assertion failures may prevent you from playing the game any further.
Use arrow keys to move around.
Press Shift to cry.
Press and hold Control to make the game stop working.
Press M if there are too many TTS voices.
There is no key to stop OUCH.WAV.
Throttle the Yellow Joggers for fun and prizes!
Made in MMF2 HWA. Requires DirectX 9 hardware acceleration (or Wine) and 1280x720 resolution.
Apologies to six for stealing his trainwrecking style.
a game for the igf.
A step sequencer in a text adventure.
You lovely, lovely people. Congratulations to you all.
If my SQL-fu is correct, there were 102 of you who contributed to this beautiful thing. That's nearly as many people as the last Pirate Kart had games. 50 of you contributors signed up for the site less than a day before it started. That's amazing. I can't thank everyone enough. Some of your work is astonishing, some of your work is terrible, and all of your work is appreciated. Be proud.
If you haven't already, please post a bio for inclusion in the Pirate Kart compilation. You don't have to give your real name, or a real picture of yourself, or anything -- though you can, if you like. It's simply what will show up as an "about the author" when the player clicks on your game(s) in the menu. Feel free to have fun with it. Have a peek at the existing bios for inspiration, if you like.
I've heard a lot of people asking when the compilation will be ready. The answer is, probably within a couple of weeks. The menu rewrite is going smoothly; I'm hoping to go from "ugly and unusable" to "thematically-appropriately ugly and borderline usable". Those of you who have ever booted up a Windows 95 shareware CD-ROM will understand what I'm going for.
A few people have asked how they can help. The best way to help, in general, is to play some games, comment on them, and mark your favourites. You may have noticed an "Add to favorites" link at the bottom of each game; when you like a game a lot, click it! Not only can people see which games you like by clicking on your user name, but I'll be able to incorporate this information into the compilation menu, providing a roadmap to the unmissable gems scattered within the daunting truckload of games that is the Pirate Kart.
Once again: Thank you all for making games and being a part of this remarkable event! I hope many of the newcomers stick around and make some more games with us for the March Klik of the Month Klub.
You are El Loco Dumas,A.K.A. The Yellow Runner.
You are looking for gold,and happen to stumble across a cavern with some in it.
Unfortunately,DRACULA is guarding the cave,and the cave also moves and has walls of DEATH.
Can you stand up to the challenge?
Controls:
Arrow Keys:Move.
and that's it.
GOOD LUCK!
This is an even more confusing version of the game Proper (glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/9719). Every version is different! Every version is different! Every version is different! Every version is different! Every version is different! Every version is different! Every version is different! Every version is different! Every version is different!
A belly rub simulator!
Many of us have rubbed a cat's belly, it purring in delight, only for it to suddenly turn on us and claw at us! This is a game that replicates that wonderful experience!
Rub the cat's belly up and down, but keep an eye on their face... if they look agitated at all, lift your finger before they pounce! Make sure you don't rub off their belly when they're enjoying themselves, too! It... displeases them.
For the dog lovers, there is also a puppy mode! There is no game over with the puppy, but it may guilt you into replaying if you stop rubbing their belly!
Match 3 or more candies in a row to clear them from the board.
Click and drag the mouse to swap candies.
Each level has a goal.
Watch the time limit!
(Thanks to Sergio Cornaga, mno, Brian Smith, Jack de Quidt, XenosNS for testing.)
Hello guys, i was inactive because i had interest other sites more than this site.
Well, guys, i'm leaving this site, and no i won't return.
Bye bye.