Game File: 

HappyAstronautCity.zip

happy astronaut city.

Game File: 

Suicide Is NOT The Answer.zip

...Sorry!

Made in Construct. Requires stuff, blah blah.

Game File: 

zipzap.zip

Zip file contains a .mfa file that can only be opened with MMF2/TGF2. So don't waste your time downloading it unless you happen to have either of them installed. Sorry about that. :/ It was supposed to build a flash version of the game but that came out buggy and unplayable, so. Yeah. Wasted so much time on this... Argh.
But if at least one person plays it and enjoys it even a little, it'd be worth it.
Too frustrated/hungry/tired to write a description right now.

So, thanks to ExciteMike, it's now available in a convenient .exe format.
Yay.

Just a simple, tiny, very hard shoot em up. You control this space squid thing (that totally doesn't look like a space squid) and climb around while shooting robots and space jellyfish (definitely doesn't look like jellyfish.). There's no ending or anything, it goes on forever. Well, in theory, at least. It becomes pretty much humanly impossible at around level 20 or so.

Sound effects by Effbee. Thanks! Saved me a lot of time.
Also very briefly uses a font made by Anna Anthropy/Dessgeega.

Battle the slimes. Death is nonexistent.

Game File: 

card game.zip

A card game for the family. VERY enjoyable game, highly recommended. PC ONLY

audio:

original song by https://pinkscissorsmedia.newgrounds.com
track altered by jake

https://freesound.org/people/heatfuse/sounds/3370/

Hey, I made 20 combat systems for you
produced by BEN (2), BLA, DEN, FF1, J J, 000, and 888

The project files are included, so you can edit these if you'd like. If you do so, read the README.txt.

Game File: 

quaker_flickgame.html

A quiet impressionistic simulator of the experience of a first Quaker meeting. Probably best played at a slow, meditative pace, not desperately trying to click through to the end.

Game File (Linux): 

Shit.swf

Game File (Mac): 

Shit.swf

Game File: 

Shit.swf

SMOOTH JAZZ IN THE CITY OF CHICAGO
FROM THE ROOTS TO YOUR HEARTS~

Game File: 

2015-5-16 PlingPlingValley.html

I don't think it is beatable.
I learned a valuable lesson: Even if I want the table to be more visually representative than fun to play, I should still test the tables while I'm painting them. I ended up re-doing a lot of the visual work just because I wanted the ball to be able to move around.