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aaagh why did i try to clone noby noby boy that isn't even ORIGINAL of me
I started a tad late, finished a bit late so I suppose it's all fair that way. The game is tangentially theme-related but mostly I just am addicted to coffee so...
Move your mug right/left with the arrow keys.
Collect Coffee Beans
If you miss 5 beans, you lose
You've had enough.
Music by Torley
Kreated with Klipart!
Admit springs but not other things. Controls: Spacebar
Based on a song by my old junior high school teacher.
I don't have time to package this nicely so download LOVE and run the .love file.
A snow themed little something. Hold right to move, left to brake, and down to slide down hills, there's no objective other than to go across the endless snow hills and have fun.
This game is a little buggy and broken but for once I'm actually pleased with the experience as a whole. Just a dumb comedy game about a lady assassin poisoning some soup.
A simple little game where a ninja pushes blocks around.
a lazy silly person making LAME games because i have no life!!
so regret i didnt make a game about a rhinoceros :< ummm waiiit. maybe theres still time!
*runs to knp*
if you play any of my games, THANK YOU, you awesome person you!
NEW FEATURES:
14 FIGHTS!
A MADE FROM SCRATCH BUT SIMILAR ENGINE!
A STORY!
MORE THAN 1 CUTSCENE!
A COOL TITLE SCREEN!
AND MORE!
FEATURING:
-Twenty-one action filled battles!
-A thunderous midi soundtrack!
-A honest to god SHITTY brainfart impro dialogue because I only assed to write a small part of it.
-You making disgruntled facial expressions at the aforementioned dialogue!
-Fun times!
-Hope that it becomes funnier over time like all of my joke shit.
After nearly six months of on-and-ridiculously-off development,
I've finally finished something I didn't think I would.
It was all supposed to go down with that last joke game,
but it turns out that I still needed to be taught a lesson.
Get out there and finish the fight!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!!
This was supposed to push the limits of KNP to the maximum with absolutely ludicrous
battle mechanics, unlike Kung Fu 2, which was pretty much about dodging flying shit
and mashing the attack button. I tried to go there, but neither of us couldn't handle it.
Instead what I have now is practically the same with more shit.
And the fucking thing still rules.
What are you waiting for?!
Overall, I learned some:
Patience
Mental Shenanigans
Drawing Consistency, so it's not really all a waste no matter what.