iMovie is SLOW AS BEJESUS and my built-in MacBook webcam can't take pictures of my TV for shit :(

Hopefully you'll get the jist, or else take higher quality video footage of your own.

Hey, is anyone else going to be at PAX?

I'm considering trying to pull off some low-key Glorious Trainwrecks-related stuff. Like maybe just sitting down with a laptop someplace with a little sign that says "Terrible Handmade Videogames, Made While-U-Wait." Or wearing a big button with a picture of Yellow Jogger that says "Ask Me About Klik & Play." Or handing out train-shaped business cards. Or having some kind of PAX jam.

If anyone has any thoughts or ideas, and especially of you're planning to go to PAX, post here!

Game File: 

robsbossfights2.zip

A sequel to Rob's Boss Fights, has 10 different bosses and 5 different locations! Enjoy and suggest what you would like to see in the next iteration!

For more coolario games, go to:
www.landsofgames.com

Game File: 

GLORIOUS REDEMPTION FULL EDISHIN.zip

This probably is gonna take hours to upload

FULL VERSION ENJOY BLARGH

Game File: 

thursday.zip

A brief history of video games! Use the arrow keys to do stuff.

Graphics mostly stolen from MYLONELYDAYS.COM. (Defunct!)
Sounds entirely stolen from James.

Game File: 

03cotv.zip

Some games I whipped up for the 100th KotMK. Released 4 hours early since I won't have much time to submit games.

Game 3/4 so far.

COMPUTER OR TELEVISION A VERY HARD CHOICE WHONCE YOUR'RE DONE PONDERING THJIOS VERY LIFE QUESTION CLICK THE ONE OF YOUR ULRIMATE DESIRE

YOU ARE SOFT

...but not soft enough! Despite being the anthropomorphized manifestation of the very concept of Softness, these score gems are just too pointy.

You'll have to eat some cookies first. But those cookies might make you sluggish, so then you'll have to eat some other, faster cookies. Nobody can eat cookies forever, though.

The game starts in Soft Mode. Press H to start a new game in Hard Mode.

Game File: 

colgame.7z

EXPLORE THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF LAST ANGLES

Game File: 

mummy.zip

It is 2014 and the dead have risen from the grave!

No, not zombies. Mummies.

(There was an embalming fad in 2013)

Unfortunately, you prepared for a zombie apocalypse instead so you are completely helpless against the mummy onslaught.

Thankfully they are very flammable and friction from moving too quickly will cause the mummies to catch fire and burn to ashes.

Survive as long as you can.

Game File: 

nsfw.swf

Be a dick, shoot evil cunts.

- by @SiriHoho