man the knp physics engine is wonderful
OH EM GEE.
What is sad is that this program would have taken less than fifteen minutes to write in BASIC on any given 8-bit computer, and the result certainly would not have been over 2 megs compressed. SUCH IS THE PRICE OF PROGRESS, MY DROOGS.
Off to a cracking good start, it is! Download it here!
Edit: and actually there's a lot of language on the first board, since it was like being in an irc channel you don't really fit in, but you just kinda watch. so yeah, that's a warnainatiable
Enjoy it, it's a lot like being in #teens on austnet.. Confusion, it's about watching and listening. This is probably one of my fav oldschool releases. Disclaimer, #teens had a lot of language and suggestive, very suggestive stuff, so the first board is full of a lot of that. Basically it turned #teens of all places into a place you could go, with a bar and you could spin bar stools. So take effect. As far as ungotten references, nobody gets them, not even me. It's #teens.
Pick up lyon if you need a runtime, otherwise dosbox it.
http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/files/Lyon.zip
Here it is!
Ask me some questions if you'd like.
Enjoy.
Sort of an implementation of an old Quake mod named Horror Show. It's kind of not designed for a player count lower than four but that shouldn't really be a problem. You might want to use a keyboard that doesn't limit the amount of keys you can press at the same time if you don't have a joypad or two lying around.
Name | Created | By | Screenshot | Comments |
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32 Bit Epyleptyk Arena | 03/21/2010 - 10:24 | GoreCore | 0 | |
Bumcharles | 03/09/2013 - 23:13 | x | 2 | |
Flowers | 03/16/2013 - 18:54 | x | 2 | |
Romantic Ping Pong Experts | 01/30/2013 - 04:50 | x | 1 | |
romeo 2: live free or pie hard | 03/21/2010 - 18:39 | MrPodunkian | 2 | |
Sigmond | 12/10/2013 - 01:04 | x | 0 |
Saigon 99 | GoreCore | |
Evilstar | GoreCore | |
Art Game | jamatthews | |
Treasurequest! | Aklyon | |
Very Man's Adventure | Zecks | |
Marginpiece | L | |
THE ADVENTURE OF LIZARD MAN | .KKliker | |
Rocket Painter | LFF |
Virtua Swordsman | Pizza Time | |
AWESOME SMASH BALLZ | Dustin | |
Left 4 Teletubbies | jamatthews | |
Robbit vs. the WGBH logo | .KKliker | |
All in love is fair. But you don't care. | ExciteMike | |
HURRY | ExciteMike | |
Reversinoid | ExciteMike | |
Amber Lamps | mkapolk | |
Chatbot | Hideous | |
FAN DEATH | Crash | |
ASS-ASS-IN CREED II: DRMageddon | Dustin | |
Could I But Express in Song | increpare | |
Pitredator | qrleon | |
dawgFIGHT | snapman | |
The Secret Life | Malefact | |
KOTM Adventure 32000x | madamluna | |
SHAKESPEARE SHAKESPEARE EVOLUTION | SpindleyQ | |
TEASE ME UP | dessgeega | |
Cactus Block | chuchino | |
blurble | kirkjerk | |
60 motherships | easyname | |
Oneiric | Terry | |
Binge N Purge | TheCube | |
Autobio game #1 | glambourine | |
Shoot! Win! | DeceasedCrab | |
Self-Immolation | jspowell | |
TOO YUMAN | Radix | |
Gently | agj | |
LEMON RIDER | Six | |
Ninja Garden | Haze |
Strong Chat | jamatthews | |
Takstein Dodger | Frenchies | |
smurf takes a walk in a forest | Zecks | |
Supreme Animal World Cup Alliance Theft Auto | LFF |
switch CIRCUS | mojofltr | |
Double Vision | jamatthews | |
Quick Draw Bandits | Pizza Time | |
README: The game | Malefact | |
BeeFlector | qrleon | |
Tennis for 222222 | ExciteMike | |
Crazy Garden | chuchino | |
Hold Right To Make A Metaphor Unfold | SpindleyQ | |
Dog Fucker | mkapolk | |
NKL Klikball '10 | jspowell | |
Baby Kicker Pro | Crash | |
Within | agj | |
I Could Design a Better Game Than That: The Game! | EffBee | |
CHAINSAW COW 2: EVEN MORE KILLING (WITH A CHAINSAW [BY A COW]) | Strong | |
SAVE HAITI | Super-Dot | |
GUARDIANT | snapman | |
KittenHunt | Terry |
CHRIXTMABZORB | Super-Dot | |
James Cameron Space Pixie Fursona Wars | qrleon | |
Whose Side Are You On? | jamatthews | |
DR ROBOTNIK | Hempuli |
SANTABOOM | kirkjerk | |
P-Type | GoreCore | |
Glitterius | L | |
The Evil Christmas Maze | Pizza Time | |
KoTMK Chatter! | Hempuli | |
my house | spinach | |
A Very Velociraptor Chistmas | Strong | |
GLORIOUS TRAIN REX | dessgeega | |
The Insect Invasion Of Christmas | jamatthews | |
Impotence | increpare | |
Klikin' Play: Holiday Special | EffBee | |
Sky Tower | chuchino | |
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho | SpindleyQ | |
Airport | jspowell | |
KUNG FU KRISTMAS KAPER | Cycle | |
EVILFACE | Brynzeel | |
ringking.rar | Arf | |
Dicken's INFERNO | snapman | |
MALEFACT'S CHRISTMAS FOOD FIGHT | Malefact | |
I Maed A Gaem in Teh Kar | ExciteMike | |
RUN | mojofltr |
JoustPong 3D | kirkjerk | |
INCREDIBLE ODYSSEY DELUXE | L | |
GORILLATTACK: Dermizone Zero | snapman | |
STodd | DeceasedCrab | |
Advanced World of Numbers Go Up | ExciteMike | |
Small World | Strong | |
Top down walk around zelda style thing. | dock | |
Deluxe Hamburger | jamatthews | |
High-Pretension | Amon26 | |
Bushido Edge | Pizza Time | |
tiredgame | qrleon | |
BOX PUSHING GAME | dessgeega | |
El Loco Dumas In Space | EffBee | |
Ghost House | chuchino | |
Gratuitous Arm v2 | Haze | |
Spoon Breaker | madamluna | |
Meh Effect 1 & 2 Collection Special Edition | sergiocornaga | |
GeoVenture | Cossix | |
You Lose No Matter What | jspowell | |
a game for cats | daphaknee | |
SAVE GEOCITIES | SpindleyQ | |
Camel Quest 2000 Revolution | Cycle | |
Mario's Macross | Radix | |
No No Sleep | The Blueberry Hill | |
SNOWSPIDER: ICESPIDER | Super-Dot |
SHOUT AT A GHOST | Six | |
those mondays | Six | |
Berzerk or Treat | qrleon | |
Justice Tank | qrleon | |
jacko | kirkjerk | |
Egyptian Run | jamatthews | |
Candybag | mkapolk | |
super annoying shooter | qrleon | |
Skeletonhead's Super Spooky Adventure | SpindleyQ | |
RENEGADE ANTIQUES | Strong | |
Ghost Cave Exploration Taskforce | qrleon | |
Mighty Jill Off - Another Tower | L | |
a maze with a ghost | dessgeega | |
Sexy Ghost High School | Seppel | |
SPIDERWEBZ | Super-Dot | |
Desert Dalicks v1.0 | L | |
That Ship From Defender VS Those Cloud Guys From Mario | qrleon | |
Which Witch Is Which? | chuchino | |
Block Constitution | qrleon | |
Super Green Shell Bros | L | |
SNOWSPIDER EPISODE 1: CHRISTMAS EDITION | Super-Dot | |
Kill Yourselve | MrPodunkian | |
A VERY FRUITY ZOMBIE DISTRACTION | Radix | |
The Great Zhang Adventure | Cavalcadeofcats |
GARFIELD KNIGHT | MrPodunkian | |
GARFEILD ADVENTURE | Radix |
BETTER THAN DESS: THE GAME | Cycle | |
Super Calamity Annie Galaxy | L | |
drumdots | Kirkjerk | |
Chess© for WindowsTM | ioshiin | |
Sentient Cake | EffBee | |
I'm On A Train - THE GAME | RaveofRavendale | |
On The Shoulders of Dinosaurs | Strong | |
Can You Jump It 2: The Quickening | DeceasedCrab | |
Klik'n'Mari | jamatthews | |
Happy Return | squidlarkin | |
Standing in the rain / Waiting for Mark Gobbin / Crying | sergiocornaga | |
DONGS EVOLUTION | dessgeega | |
Dungeon Game | Pizza Time | |
Tentacle Happy Time | SophieH | |
HAPPY WEED & SUN | lofighost | |
ANNABEL CHONG's KILLING McCHAMBERS | Radix | |
Awesome Fucking Teleporting Jogger | qrleon | |
2by4 | andy | |
Dangeroos Kangerous | ExciteMike | |
Castlevania | madamluna | |
Walker | agj | |
Sleeping Beauty | increpare | |
Bottomless Pit | Scout | |
Twister: The Game | SpindleyQ | |
Beer Goggles Waffle Run | Six | |
TAPDANCE SIMULATOR | Super-Dot | |
Uniboar 2 | Haze |
Lazymation | jamatthews | |
lonely hermit dorf | Radix | |
Mythora 20XX | Hempuli |
KILL GOD | Radix | |
Hoopbus | ioshiin | |
THE TIRADE OF A TIRED MAN | LocoRoo | |
Greatest Protector, Hurdler Man | EffBee | |
Missile Lover | ExciteMike | |
Inverse Joust | squidlarkin | |
White Men Can't Jump | jamatthews | |
TEA MASTER | qrleon | |
White Knuckle Racing | snapman | |
one-sided conversation | dessgeega | |
Tinyshmup | squidlarkin | |
STRONG'S DOUBLE FEATURE (feat. Racecar Soccer 2: Racecar Tennis and Ride On An Elephant) |
Strong | |
Cat Factory | chuchino | |
Rotating Cube of Fail | agj | |
doze | Six | |
webweave | kirkjerk | |
Bird | mojofltr | |
Your House Is Wet | Super-Dot | |
Ms. Lojka | Jordan Magnuson |
Bluegirl | sergiocornaga | |
Starman | Radix | |
Earth Junior | L | |
Bikefencing | ioshiin | |
The Joy of Dodging | ExciteMike | |
Rocket Foot and Ninja Time! | malec-2b | |
Pegglenacht | DeceasedCrab | |
Noise Game | Terry | |
XKLIX THE GAME | Pachuri | |
thegamethatyoudidntknowwasagametillyouwon | UnrealClock | |
adventured servants | dessgeega | |
Tumble Tots | jamatthews | |
Dargon Slayer | squidlarkin | |
Plant Growing: the Movie: the Game | Hempuli | |
Disorientia | Moth | |
THE OREGON TRAIL | Strong | |
Professor Leighton and the Diabolical Box | madamluna | |
The Revolution Betrayed by Hotdogs | theblackmask | |
Happy Birthday Squidlarkin | SpindleyQ | |
Intergalactic Bumblebee | mojofltr | |
Del-Bitudo | Scattle | |
Allegr | agj | |
Molyneux Aux Folles | Noyb | |
PUPPY WAR 3000 | FishyBoy | |
Consequence | RaveofRavendale | |
GAUNTLET for NERDS | Pizza Time | o===||_____> GAUNTLET O\____^====\ |
Hopper of Taxi | qrleon | |
If You Run Out Of Money, You Will Go To Hell | Haze | |
markovlove | kirkjerk | |
Piggy Patience | snapman | |
Habbida | Super-Dot | |
Grab T3h B33r | KonkonB | |
Don't Stop Now! | MagRoader |
Standing In The Rain, Waiting For Brian Crecente, Crying | SpindleyQ | |
Historically Accurate Allergic Barbarian Adventure! | snapman | |
AFTERNOON IN THE HOUSE OF SECRETS | dessgeega | |
Renegate SK8R | qrleon | |
antarmies | kirkjerk | |
The Tomb | agj | |
The Peril Of the Underground | Pizza Time | |
Can you make a glorious trainwreck in a thunderstorm? | ioshiin | |
Time Weasels | sergiocornaga (with Mark Gobbin) |
CAN YOU JUMP IT? | Strong | |
Truck Stacker | snapman | |
LIZARDSPLIT | ExciteMike | |
bibleshock, or an exalted video game (patented) | dessgeega | |
rainbow invader legion genocide / pretty colour crackdown | kirkjerk | |
HOT BEES | squidlarkin | |
Failed Experiment | Terry | |
ESCAPE FROM CROATIA | madamluna | |
qmuHS | Rave | |
Unstoppable Wall DEMO | Pizza Time | |
Klik 'N' Duro | Cossix | |
Punch or Kiss | increpare | |
Beetle Saving Thing | dock | |
battel burg | Six | |
Magic Mushroom?! | Harrymatic |
Guess the Number with Microsoft Sam | Harrymatic | |
Cleanin' Trash | Cossix | |
Colormatch | agj | |
GAY SNIPER | dessgeega | |
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke doesn't want to wear a top hat. | Strong | |
greenbug | kirkjerk | |
Death Bullet Tank | Pizza Time | |
Sine Wave Ninja | Terry | |
Verovering van het Overlijden Eilanden / Conquest of the Death Islands | qrleon | |
FIX MY TEETH (but not really [but hopefully this motivates you]) | daphaknee | |
Polite Zombies | Six | |
Rooftops | fidaner | |
Jaws Leashed: Mustach Edition | SpindleyQ |
an ancient game from 2013 that i found on some old forums
DESCRIPTION: Kittery is lost! you must help him !
FEATURES:
explore a tiny amount of rooms full of confusion!
a cute kitty (do not hate him)
a game you will hate! (but not the kitty :) )
a cool witch! (wow!)
that's it!
-- END OF DESCRIPTION! --
i don't know where it came from, so I'm leaving this here to store it.
mirror: https://catfishstudios.itch.io/cat-boat-rpg-1-smiley-face
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It's back, and betterer than ever! This time I used a shell script to randomly select three Klipart sprites by fair chance! The script, for reference:
#!/bin/bash for i in `seq 1 3` do cd /montparnasse/libs; chosendir=`ls -d */ 2>/dev/null | shuf -n1`; echo `find $chosendir -maxdepth 1 -type f | shuf -n1`; done
You are tasked with creating a game in two hours that uses all three of these sprites in a prominent role:
Ground rules: Minor sprite edits are fine, as long as you don't try to change the identity of the sprites. Also be sure you work all the sprites into major roles, preferably on the same frame/screen together at some point in your game. Outside of that, go nuts!
Do it this Saturday on the 26th, same time as Klik of the Month Klub!
Do eeeet!
You'll probably want to upload the game here when you're done with it.
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Name | Created | By | Screenshot | Comments |
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5000 | 02/26/2011 - 15:06 | rhetoricstu | 1 | |
Fly in an Eye | 02/26/2011 - 19:03 | MechanicalPen | 4 | |
Fucuspunctophobia | 02/26/2011 - 19:54 | Danni | 3 |
Gaze upon the wisdom and let your fortune be told by the MAGIC BUSH