Player 1, you are PONIES. Mash Q to spam ponies.

Player 2, you are NOT-PONIES. Mash P to ban ponies.

Player 1, press W to dodge bans. Player 2, press O to dodge spam.

Player 3 is Mr. Apathy. He does nothing but watch the PONIES and NOT-PONIES argue. Player 3 has no buttons to press, because Mr. Apathy does not get involved, but must remain apathetic. Player 3 may optionally bring popcorn.

For best results, Player 1 should be played by an obsessive MLP fan, and Player 2 should be played by an angry message board admin who hates ponies.

Feat. music by Renard.

I'm at a hotel in Florida as I write this,and the internet here is godawful.
This game sums up what happens.

CONLORTS:
Arrow Keys: Move

The best connection I get here is in the bathroom.