Welcome to an original and exciting quest!
(originally based on a game submitted to Pirate Kart V that has since been deleted)
I hate Pantera Entertainment so much.
Credit to noise musician Merzbow for the music.
A new kind of text adventure! Can you find all 54 endings?
At long last, a game that lets you control thousands of ants at once! Use the arrow keys and Shift to control the ants and lead them to the Ant House. But watch out for the horrible programming glitches...!
Type: Telecommunicative tape
[DESCRIPTION WITHHELD AT THE REQUEST OF THE DEPARTMENT OF ORDER]
CLASS C-1: Artifact damaged beyond practical use. This copy exists for novelty and historical record. If this is an interactive artifact, participatory elements may be non-functional.
(In a rare credit: thanks to Freak3r from Freesound for several of the sound effects and music clips in this "game.")
Get a headache with the new edition of this instant classic. Featuring appearances from your favorite celebrities, including an appearance from Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! (pictured)
There is a way to win, so technically, this is a game.
Hint: The only possible answer is 7.
Hint: It's probably not 7.
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Behold! The game is titled QuaQua. Control your soul compass and conquer chaos.
All instructions are contained within. Requires DirectX.