It's all over. Your empire is in ruins, your family left you, everything is in shambles. Now you are left in debt, waiting to die in your vacated office. Just then though you receive a call. An amazing offer- to join the DeathTax gladiators. If you survive- if you can- you will have all your debt wiped, ready to start again. What will it be? Are you prepared? Fight through numerous Collectors and pummel the mailboxes with your envelopes. Only then will you be the champion of Death and Taxes.
AIM FOR MAILBOXES.
SHOOT INCOMING COLLECTORS.
SHOW THE WORLD AND ELIMINATE YOUR DEBT.
Includes both Mac and PC builds.
You are Baron van der Bandolier, and must blast a swarm of Fearsome Flying Femmes Fatale. You have two bouncing lasers, one shoe-cannon set, and one back-mounted grenade launcher. You can only fire all of these weapons at once, and if you get hit by one of your own shots, you die. In retrospect, your enthusiasm for weaponry may be your undoing.
Space: shoot weapons.
Take a break from frantic gaming to watch fighters fight to the death.
You and three of your worst enemies face off in a death defying dance of death! Throw shuriken to knock the floor out from beneath them, but remember, you only get three shuriken. That is, UNTIL THE ENTIRE STAGE RECONFIGURES!
Then you get three more.
In this game your shadow kills everything it touches. That sure would suck if it actually happened to you, right?
Amazingly I didn't tack a vaguely depressing "YOU KILLED ALL THE BUGS THEY WERE YOUR FRIENDS" ending onto this one.