Interpretive Reading of Markov Chain-Generated Spam Messages

Noyb's picture

So over at the Idle Forums, a number of spammers have taken to posting messages apparently created by Markov Chains. Stuff like:

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Naturally, I thought it sounded like modern poetry. And naturally, I had to record myself doing interpretive reading of a few of them. Attached are five o'erhasty examples. I also included the original texts in the readme file, for completeness.

They're in OGG format, so download Audacity or something if you have trouble hearing them. Or bug me to encode them into something more common.

SpamVoices.zip967.95 KB


Danni's picture

Ogg Vorbis is better anyway.

Ogg Vorbis is better anyway.

agj's picture

Thank you for this gift.

Thank you for this gift. Brilliant.