Pig Wars

Game File: 

You are Sir Pigalot, universal space bounty hunter of intrigue. These are but one of your adventures.
Please do not play if you are subject to epilepsy. Thank you.
I thought there was a deadline. If you have trouble with the text just type 0(zero).
For the asteroid section, the victory condition is losing.(get yourself hit to win)

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Losing is the victory condition

I forgot to post that the only way to win the part with the ship is to get hit by an asteroid.