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Vector the Crocodile Text Adventure.zip

A short, crappy game I coded in an hour. Contains ponies. You'll need an interpreter to play this; google "WindowsFrotz" or "Gargoyle interpreter" for Windows, "Zoom interpreter" for Mac.

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Stuntris.zip

Are you ready to play the most EXTREME VERSION of a FALLING BLOCK GAME since WELLTRIS(r)???

OF COURSE NOT! YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!! STUNTRIS!! AUUUUUGH!!

Do tricks to get MAD POINTS! Don't bother making lines! LINES ARE FOR PUSSIES! EXTREEEEME!!!!

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PestControl360_9.zip

A followup to my Batari Basic game Pest Control in Space. This time there's more bees, and the action is in 360 degrees! (Oops I rhymed)

Move the mouse left and right to move your ship along the perimeter. Hold the mouse button to fire. Destroy the hive and any remaining bees to progress to the next level. Hitting a bee with your ship will kill you. As you progress, the hive becomes larger, the bees spawn more frequently, and they descend more rapidly!

Important:
Press C to insert a credit, and S to start the game.

Also, if you stay on the title you can watch a little demonstration.

Update: Made a couple fixes. Redownload if you've already downloaded.

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crushfetish3.zip

Collab with Increpare

Well while I totally fluffed up this month's KoTM, I still have a chance to provide the whole bleedin' lot of you with a gift for klikmas. Although probably not one as delightful as Pizzatime's gore-behind-every-door Advent Calen-dong.

Production has begun and is on a need-to-know basis. I can reveal three rhinoceros words for you today, however:

Accurate Snow Physics.

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Press X Not To Pry.zip

Apologies to MrPiglet <3

Press X not to pry! Game has 3 exciting endings! Don't play this with your girlfriend around! She will lose respect for you. Unless you are a girl, in which case, you're probably safe. :3

Made in Construct and things.

Edit: Please play MrPiglet's games first! http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/791 and http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/780

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CraterBulb.zip

This game is inspired primarily by ZiGGURAT, Outpost Nexus and SpaceInvader! The news ticker is inspired by Super Mario Sunshine. The tractors are inspired by Team Fortress 2. The environment is loosely inspired by Return of the Invaders.

Defend the lone frontier town, Crater Bulb, from these brightly coloured invading ships! Bounce shots off the floor of the crater to attack airborne and ground foes alike. Charge up to fire one of three different shots, each with unique abilities and purposes. Beware: if even one enemy trooper reaches the city, they will immediately surrender! Undoubtedly, heroic sacrifice isn't the Crater Bulb citizen's top priority.

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punchforever.zip

Beyond the horizon, punching unlimited! Think a punch, echoing forever in a sublime punch!

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jumpjudg.zip

Realistic simulation of the real (really real) sport.

Press right to run, shift to jump. Try to beat the Rabbi to the little kid.