Run around punching red guys who turn into confetti when they explode. See how many you can kill before being killed yourself.

WASD moves, Mouse looks, Left Click to punch

DEAR PUNCHGUY. PLEASE COME TO BUTT CASTLE FOR PUNCH. LOVE, GIGABUTT

Beyond the horizon, punching unlimited! Think a punch, echoing forever in a sublime punch!

Does it matter if things can be punched? I hope the answer, yes! Deep in the Face Forest, punching everything!

I was trying to develop a Beat 'em Up engine, but somehow, it turned into that.

X - punch
Z - kick

Hold the X button to perform an uppercut combo. Only the Uppercut combo can destroy the houses, the kick will only keep the house away from the sun.

Keep the houses away from the sun by punching and kicking in the old style!

Let your frustrations out with Pirate Punch!
Punch the pirate and eventually kill him by clicking on him with yer mouse. Arrr.

Punch absolutely everything. Do it!

HATWORLD: WORLD OF HATS has features on the back of its box
HATWORLD: WORLD OF HATS will make you cry but is not a videogame
HATWORLD: WORLD OF HATS has been in development for 17 years
HATWORLD: WORLD OF HATS features voice acting by peter mansbridge
HATWORLD: WORLD OF HATS was written by a five year old
HATWORLD: WORLD OF HATS does not exist in this timeline