Squid Boss Surprise

Game File: 

I have never made a game before. I wanted to use k n p like all the cool people but it just wouldn't run. So instead, construct. This isn't really finished, but I figure after two hours, it's finished enough.

Mash ctrl to shoot.

I hope it's not too late to take part in this glorious event.

Made For: 
Pirate Kart 2


Real Life

I imagine that's how it goes for anyone or anything messing with giant squids in real life, too.