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alienzit.zip

Alien Zit is a game nearly eighteen years in the making! Using the most advanced digitized speech technology that money could buy in 1989, you will become immersed in a virtual reality simulation of the zit cream bottle selection process unlike any other you have ever seen. Includes authentic WordPerfect 5.1 documents from 1993, and .wav files of 11 year olds saying "farrrrrt".

Ported to work on modern machines thanks to QB64.

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Micro Duel.rar

WASD - Player 1
Arrows - Player 2

You can only touch blocks of your own colour. If you collide with the other colour blocks, you lose.

Arrow keys, space bar

Made with https://github.com/plunderludics/unity-hawk

A video preview for the most realistic mountain climbing simulation ever produced.

Also on Gaming Pathology: Forbes Corporate Warrior. No gameplay video, unfortunately. (Cover)

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MunchyThing.zip

Like momma always said, "Keep on munchin"™.

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Bitwise Geomancy.zip

This game does not emulate actual Geomantic readings in any way.
While it may be possible to derive meaning through the playing of the game, these derivations would be unintentional.
This game is intended solely as a recreational tool.

Had the idea for this game when I was taking a class in Discrete Math. Only recently did I realize I had enough understanding of object oriented programming to make the game.

Had some troubles with java while making this. Somehow my java always ends up so messy. For future reference, most of the time when you want to distribute a java program, just put them in a jar and edit the manifest. No need to worry about packagers or whatever.

Works in everything that runs java. Just run the jar file as an executable.

UPDATE: Added a readme.

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sklobster.zip

like skifree while simultaneously like a piano roll

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megamountain.zip

Your best friend has been kidnapped and taken to the top of the Mega Mountain. You must save him

Okay, not only did you delete my game, but you banned me for no reason.
Isn't this a place for freedom of creativity?
I didn't insult anyone or do anything. I just made my funny game and even stated in advance that the game was a joke.
You banned my friends first and then you just banned me without any warning or request to remove the game.
You have Kubus games in your collection, yet you ban users for just playing a joke game.
You hypocritical bastards.

Yes, there is nudity in this game, but this man is lying.
The ideas of the game itself are stupid random scrimmages with random sound to make people just have fun.

I'll attach a picture here from a user.
First of all, it's none of your business to watch other people's accounts.
Second, I didn't say such a thing. I'm okay with LGBT people and I have LGBT friends.
And I never said anything about the LGBT flag being unrealistic.
Third, it's not just fucking porn, the very idea of a screemer-seeker is dumb to just make people laugh when they click.
I didn't do it for the porn, I did it for the fun.

Believe it or not, they do exist in all their blatant license / hosting TOS violating glory, gathering full support from FOSS advocates with ignorance on who and what is being ripped off under their nose taken as a showcase of artistic talent.

What do you get when you take Goku, Wolverine, Venom, some SNK and Capcom into the streets under the 'public domain' license?

You get Paintown!