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LAMD.zip

From the creator of Hide The Hot Dog 2 comes the the most realistic look-at-a-dog simulator mankind will ever know.

Dog Gone Big is about a dog that keeps growing! He's a polite dog, though, and doesn't want to bump into anyone. If you bump into any people, the game is over!

Run to pause your growth, bark to make people turn the other way, and eat hot dogs to shrink back down!

How many hot dogs you eat is also the score.

Outside of the game is a tale of two friends who grow up together, and then grow apart.

Arrow keys to move
X to bark
Z and an arrow key to run

This is a thread to share miscellaneous interesting/inspirational/ineffable/rhinoceros images you happen upon!

This is a game called Kuma Uta. Apparently it's exactly what it looks like.

Missing-texture bug for a "high-def" mod for Half-Life 2, which also seems to inexplicably integrate a "sexxxy Alyx" mod (bringing to fruition what was tragically prophesied in a Gamer's Quarter article a few years back.)

On the other hand, I think this bug is actually kind of gorgeous. Found on Whacked-Out Ultima IX.

I'm glad dess mentioned Bad Hacks recently, because I'd completely forgotten about it. It's hard not to appreciate the sheer dedication of someone who would spend hours and hours inserting dicks and swears into Link's Awakening.

For some reason this image entirely validates the existence of a Fifth Element game for me.

Barkley remains a strong contender for my game of the year.

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FootFault.zip

Foot Fault AKA I'm going to ram this fucking ball down your fucking throat.

Left and right to move, shift to ram a tennis ball. Hurt the linsewoman enough to lose the match.

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Fucuspunctophobia.zip

A game about the fear of punching bees. Sorry about the large download. It has lots of audio. And a bit of uncompressed video.

Follow the adventures of Red Boxer as he wins the regional boxing championship!

The last portion of the game is a Klik adaptation of Beyond the Forbidden Forest (except that you can't win).

Game File: 

fbg.zip

This grotesque abomination is the epitome of all that is wrong with the world. I can't believe I made this. It will gnaw away at your soul until there is nothing left but an empty, shattered shell, and then replace it with pink ponies. I made this game for a particularly giddy ex-girlfriend, whom I then broke up with on the basis that she actually liked it. If you load this game up, you will regret it for the rest of your life. You have been warned.

This is a simple flower-picking game designed to eat up your free time. I don't really know what genre this falls under. Simplified farming simulator? We'll go with that.

There might be bugs. In fact, I'd be amazed if there weren't, because testing for bugs requires actually playing the game, and playing the game makes me want to claw my frontal lobe out. If you encounter anything game-breaking, just consider yourself fortunate that the universe deigned to conspire to end your gameplay session before you went mad.

Tips:
Pick flowers
Blow bubbles
Sell flowers
Talk to the shopkeeper behind the counter every day

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burgerze_tgf.zip

About as funny as screen door on a battleship.

I want to do what was done in the "Brooklyn Trash King". There's a command that says "check the newspaper" and it opens a new window that goes to an external website so you can read a news article. How do I do this?

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KlikAsia.zip

Apologies to cactus.

Arrows: Move
Shift: Boost
Hold Ctrl: Attract boss pieces
Hold Ctrl, press Shift: Shoot attracted boss pieces
Release Ctrl: Shoot all boss pieces at once

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sleighride.zip

It's that magical time of year again. Fresh, pure white snow blankets the ground. All the survivors are bundled up warm and piled in a sleigh, singing carols, drinking mulled cider and smashing the heads off frozen zombies that litter the back woods.

Don't let the horses run into any zombies or they'll get spooked. That would ruin a lovely evening of sleigh riding.

Let's Go!

Be Careful. Don't get frostbite.