The image of the trainwreck on the front page ends up ranking pretty highly in Google Image Search for the word "Trainwreck", and so I occasionally get morons who hotlink the file and slap it up on their myspace or blog or whatever. One such douchebag has now done it twice, as he re-posted a blog entry from January. It's still on his front page.

I'm thinkin' I'm going to replace the file with this:

Maybe with the words "Andrew Halco Is A Weiner" coming out of Peter Mansbridge's mouth.

I'm not actually mad about the bandwidth, but come on! At least have the decency to steal from Wikipedia, like I did.

fourth in a series of sonic worlds levels

Thanks for supporting me for 8+ years Glorious Trainwrecks!!

About the Game

"Ruff & Ravi Defeat the Plutonian Vampires". A new adventure and narrative collection, coming straight to your computer screen!

Ruff the dog, boyfriend to the famous Binky of the Binky series, gets to star in his own digital game, for the first* time! In it, you will guide him and his new friend Ravi the rat to save Pluto from failed comedian Dracula! Can you make it through 12 levels of easy to moderately complicated puzzles?

Meanwhile, in real life, watch Ruff the dog and Ravi the rat star in their own cinematic series of cutscenes! In them, you will watch Ruff and Ravi try to unravel the mysteries of Pluto, the rat planet, to defeat Dracula! Can they learn the mysteries of the Cookie of Power, before it's too late?

Only you could possibly figure out these puzzles and plot resolutions, by playing Ruff & Ravi Defeat the Plutonian Vampires...

* it might not be the first time I'm not sure actually.

Getting Started

Launch "Ruff and Ravi.exe" to begin playing.

The game automatically saves any changes to your settings, but level/cutscene progress is not saved. However, every level and cutscene is available from the start, from the "Scene Select" option available from the main menu. Have fun!

Linux Support

Ruff & Ravi has been completely playtested on Ubuntu using WINE!

A couple known issues are detailed here:

If you are using 64-bit Linux, and the game starts without any sound, you might be missing 32-bit libraries for your default sound device. As a common example, if your setup is PulseAudio on 64-bit Debian/Ubuntu, you can install 32-bit libraries using the apt-get utility: apt-get install libpulse0:i386

During playtesting, cutscenes have been occasionally found unresponsive. If this happens, you'll have to close the application and re-open it. However, you can go straight back to the cutscene using the "Scene Select" page.

More Information

Further instructions can be found from the in-game hints, as well as "CONTROLS.txt" in the game download. You can also read "letter.txt" for my personal discussion of the game, and "credits.txt" to see what all made the game possible! You can check your current game version and what changes have been made in "changelog.txt".

A follow-up to Soccer Judge: The Revenge, sadly made without Liam's involvement this time. Hopefully I can bring him on board for Soccer Judge 3.

Tiny Cave was originally started for a short Twine jam, in both senses of that phrase. You couldn't use more than 1,000 words, which is why everything's so laconic. Anyway, I didn't even get started on this before the jam-thing ended, so this is mostly for my own benefit than anything else. I hope folks enjoy this!

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So I just spent the last week on a houseboat on Shuswap Lake without internet! This is why I was gone.

To apologize for my absence, I give you the name of my next KotMK game:

BEJOWLED

All your life you have wanted to amass millions and millions of dollars, so that you can float above the proles and throw cash down upon them.

Live out your dream in a float - to the death.

NOW WITH MOUNTAINS AND STONEHENGE

I tried making a Playtomic account that can see all the stats but not actually change anything.
site: http://www.playtomic.com
username: PirateKartKontributor
password: 2012inone

After logging in, click "2012 IGF PIRATE KART" on the left.

The per-game data is in Level Metrics. Once you switch to that you can check the boxes for the different "counter metrics" to see how much each game got clicked for each version. (viewing it as values is a little nicer than percents).

Unfortunately, the very high numbers of plays on a few of the v1.0 games isn't indicating popularity, but rather that I screwed up and those games didn't launch, so people clicked them multiple times.

Do you like coins? And hate monsters? Well, this is the game for you.

Kill monsters, avoid monsters, and collect as many coins as you can before you die in this one-of-a-kind, never-seen-before game, CollectingThing.
Brought to you by 'attempting to do foley in your game while trying to stick to the two-hour limit'.

I don't have the guts to complete this game. Do you?