HELP BABY JESIS TO GET TO HIS HOME TO CELEBRATE BIRTHDAY A.K.A CHISTMAS
GUIDE PLATFORM MOVEMENT JESIS TO POTION TO BECOME 8-DIRECTION MOVEMENT JESIS TO GET TO EXIT AVOID EVERYTHING
Continue the exciting quest against Jesus. Use your mouse to control the Paddle of Destiny and repel the bees to destroy his brick castle and defeat him. Also collect power-ups to make the game EVEN EASIER
Sequence of Cernuno. Your god is dead, your dirty pagan! Accept my faith and forget all your millenial culture, or renounces avoiding the sacred crosses (but if you do this, in Cernuno 3 I will burn your house with you and your family inside!).
Jesus is coming! For the Xth time! And he needs YOUR help!
Are you a good dude enough to help Jesus clean the world from baddies?
Shoot with mouse, that's all.
May or may not have something to do with Jesus and a shotgun.
Builds on the continuity of Jesus: The Second Coming.
I felt like adding an ending would sort of ruin the thing, as I wasn't sure how I would be able to keep things funny, so I simply made it endless.
Oh yeah, WASD + Mouse to do stuff.
I was really badly ill today, but I managed to make this in about an hour against all medical advice.
Help Jesus succeed in his rapture! Evade the sins of Wrath, Greed, Lust and Gluttony and go for the high score!!
Space to start, use the arrows to move. Avoid the sins for as long as possible to get the highest score!!!
My current best is 70,600 but you can do way better I know!
Music is Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by the Beatles
Midi sequenced by David Barnes ( http://davidbmidi.home.mchsi.com/ )
Game by SirNiko
Based on The Bible, by God
Ok, jesus is coming for the fourth time! Play and see if he succeeds!
Not quite a game but hey, I'm happy with it. There's a surprise twist ending, too!
Idea created using that trainwreck idea generator I made earlier:
"You are tasked with making a platform game starring Jesus as the protagonist, whose goal is to collect every Hamburger. Your trainwreck must utilize Win32 API abuse as a gimmick."
This game involves you, as Jesus, coming back down to earth in order to set up a hamburger stand. However, you need hamburgers to begin with, so you set out on a search across the mountains for burgers to sell at your burger stand. And then stuff happens.
Santa Claus has defied the reason for the season for too long. Join Baby Jesus as he takes back his own holiday, or dies trying.
Arrows to move, Space to fire Cross Missiles.
Choose Hell mode to unlock the true ending!**
Classic Bullet Hell action
Two difficulties for double the fun!
Custom hand-drawn sprites!!!
A selection of delightful holiday musak
**True ending may be identical to normal ending