Birthday Simulator

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I made this for fun and for your entertainment.


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An event



She wore MY signature outfit on MY birthday. The gall of that woman...

Funny stuff here. Well done! It's a shame about Roundhouse Rita, though.

EDIT: OH and I totally peed my pants with Carly the other day. High school sucked.


Thank you so much for the comment. Totally made my day. Glad you liked the game n_n

Capt_hastings-Chrissy's picture


This was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. The writing was great. So many good details. I can't believe I didn't check the centrifuge before I put something in there though. WTF I deserve what i got.


Wow, thank you so much hastings! I really appreciate the feedback. makes this whole thing worthwhile

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danish ironworks

the fact that you had mary-s really spoke directly to my heart. i'm not kidding

Thanks my dude, glad you

Thanks my dude, glad you liked the game!


hi all:

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