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I Hate You.zip

Requires Game Maker 7 or newer to run: http://www.yoyogames.com/gamemaker/try

This is what happens when progress on my proper game is reeeeally slow.

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Lets go outside

Control time in an alien planet!

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beautifu.zip

my ps3 crapped out earlier today

i am not happy

Uploading this motherfucker to BABYCASTLES just so that I can become rich and famous. This is my sellout game. Enjoy.

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GUU STTOB.zip

QUEST FOR SOME DAMN GOOD UGG BOOTS

You are [PLAYER NAME HERE], and you just found out about some ugg boots on sale!!! HOLY SHIT UGG BOOTS I WANT SOME. It is a wild, slippery, leathery world out there, so be careful! You never know what will happen on your way to buying some nice UGG BOOTS.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT GUU STTOB:
"okay so the point is you expect toh ave a good time playing a game and are disappointed"
"that game was awful I am going to sleep for a while"
"I didn't like it very much, it wasn't funny"
"my kids played this and now they won't stop crying"

FAQ:
Q: How do I play?
A: After the game gets your name right, you just need to choose what area to move to at the end of every day.

Q: Help! I hate typing out whole words?
A: You only need to enter the first letter at any time! As in, 'N' for 'North'

Q: I LOVE YOUR GAME but I want to stop playing, how do I do that?
A: Press ESCAPE at any time, past the first screen

Q: I keep running out of food because I can't get enough meat after hunting down an Ugg!
A: That shouldn't be possible! Maybe you just suck at this game.

Q: What sickos made this? I'm reporting you!
A: Me (MNO) with plenty of help from Decky Coss