Game File: 

vallettanightmare.zip

I once knew about DooM and i made this one back during the spring of 2014 while i was gone of Glorious Trainwrecks, this time a parody .wad and it has hard levels, full of suprises, other stuff you might not know and for the first time on Glorious Trainwrecks...CUSTOM SPRITES, CUSTOM ENEMIES AND BOSSES, AND CUSTOM SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!! This wad might not work in DOSBox and you might need Zandronum or just ZDoom (it's not tested on this) because this wad is full of custom stuff. Some friend of mine gave me rude reviews and i had to not support this anymore, until i decided to post it in Glorious Trainwreck, considering one of my memorable stuff i ever made.

The story so far (as told in the title screen's instructions replacement gfx):
one day someone named VALLETTA was playing horror games all the time, 3 hours later, he was tired to play these games so he went to bed, sleeping on his comfortable bed during at 1:50 P.M., he started dreaming, a really strange, weirdest, crappiest, heckiest, and sh**ty dream, all it has started as weird people walking around the streets, then several weird creatures appear and start fuckin up the world, then everything got bizzarre, aswell this ain't very good, VALLETTA has to try escaping the dream, but where he will end his dream?

WARNING: This wad might contain ear-rape sounds as this is a traumatic parody and might contain some suprises (and creepy sometimes in the halfway), and sometimes it can be hard to complete the rest of the game, play at your own risk, you might don't even bother asking help, because i don't even still update this wad anymore.

It's a psychological test in platforming.

You are locked away in a world of rot.

Erode the bars.

Break free.

The astronaut's voyage, It's really big. You have the basic instinct. Consider
that at the worst possible time. Age is defined not how far you go and how fast
you go, but how much did it want some rump roast. Its exercise program started
lots of fires, My what a back it is necessary to execute it for gold. Tell the
post scripts of P.S. scripts, For it shall go to bell.

BarnyardDogs as much thanks d00d I have this controller it doesn't control my life cuz I
don't know, mitch! It's wishing me off the atmosphere! It's all so confusing to
me I don't know... This question has been in our generation before generations
were on the damn universe and he even hosts his own choreography videos that are
from the law! In this very bad truck People loved him They cheered him on and on
about.. He couldn't stop tampering with those ingredients because that's what
they told you to trance. The fish got up and face the following conflict in
the morning Why amd I singing about The Christmas on a Monday Please just tell
me why, why, Christmas on a collision you'll see my eyes itch They don't
itch 4 u though they itch cuz i've itched them auuugh they are not worth much at
all, this is making me d00greend... D000000000GREEEEENDDDDDDDDDD .....
hieothielhtkle:hte:")jhrjkGHN;KRGHRJHGI;OASJOP GGJRHA GAI DRHI RDAHIRD HIDRIH oh
man if only i could idolize it for gold. scripts, For it shall go to da sto
because it is right-side up) Tetris is a way to describe it of course, Wired,
sightful, and obese. I really should go to hell

You're the guy with the afro, You're jealous of his afro, I
said, why do you see? I am back in da da dem game d00d you see ime in hte burn
ward though dammit

tabletop tammy wanted a new
screenshot new meaning to where he was.. what wasio that meaning exactly? geeze
if i loop the dots will i get mad and go back to normal! everything is back to
its own lair, With the lack of materialism it holds in disbelief. A purist with
a plague known as Mr. Mole He lives in rocks? everyone knows that why?
i don't want them to your doggy wog or offer them an mmm, They affect everyone.
it's all so confusing to me i dont know what to do

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Game File: 

mah jong ur dong 2.zip

A sequel to Mah Jong Is Longer Than Ur Dong. Recommend playing the original first. Actually, recommend just playing the original and avoiding this altogether. Graphics are a minter-esque chaos of incomprehensible blurring.

fragment is a game made in 3 hours or so, in roughly 7-minute increments on the bus. You are a forklift. You shoot pac-men at ghosts.

Game File: 

GloryDaysOfTheFreePress.zip

bop bop bop

Game File (Mac): 

durarik.zip

In durarik, All things must follow the flow of Durarik

In part one, your ship is heavily guarded, but can it be guarded moreso? Can it be given?

In part two, can an oil lever take stars without exposions? can It be done?

In part 3, is one to decide to draw a face or move on? I've never been able to draw a face/ person, but you have the opportunity if you want. It's not a big opportunity but it's yours regardless. Take all the time you want with some interruptions and getting angry with random. SPACE will spam out choices endlessly as continuous left click spamming is not part of the klik n play suite.

In part 4 is a trainwreck in itself, as you are a train finding your stop, what would you do to set off your top? Do you move that ubiquitous oil spill or gather it into your heart? that's YOUR choice pilgrim. Pave the way for the rest of the people and either wait 7 seconds for the choice dialogue or press - MINUS.. you know, the button between 0 and =.

Have you ever wanted to compose AND play football at the same time? I haven't, you might have. How dare I take away that opportunity from you? Where are my space manners? I gotta put these shoes on so I can go freely to the wrench store.

Lastly, here is where the episodic adventures of Durarik Continue, but they don't... They simply live on in our hearts and loop for now. Will there be more? I cannot adore the idea, for It's just complete now and hasn't sunken into our boots.

Alternate controls... Left Click, - AXE QUESTION = NEXT FRAME Backspace LAST FRAME... or for more parsedness

Next Frame (=)
Previous Frame (Backspace)
Ask Question (-)
Main Control (Left Mouse Click)
Alternate Body Mode on Frame 3 (Space)

ENJOY As I try to embed.. Click on the file link if you don't wanna embed, or the Zip if you're a purist who can run such klik concoctions as is.

Trust me: you want to click this link if you haven't seen it yet.

Someone please make this for the benefit of the world. Thanks.