Flight Simulator 20XX Infinity

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Pilot across skylines, oceans, deserts, real mountain ranges, real-time weather simulations, the planets and beyond... EVERY. ATOM. PROCEDURAL.

How to play:

1. Squint really really hard
2. Have a dear friend softly whisper in your ear: "You are playing Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020... You are playing Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020..."
3. Press 'H' to view list of controls

Sponsored by Bing Maps.

Author: 
pferd
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An event

Comments

Fascinating

This is a heck of an accomplishment for Godot! And I think all flight simulators should have an emergency lean-out-the-window feature to eliminate those pesky blind spots.

Was listening to some strange Persian violin music (having segued out of some homosexual rap), stalled out the engine with a single key press, and was thoroughly-entertained watching the autopilot struggle to bring things under control as the altimeter plummeted to the negative. With the inclusion of seeing all the pink and red "ERROR" messages pop up in the console screen, it was like a decent into hell.

What a trip! THANKS, BING MAPS! :)

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You'll never know when a

You'll never know when a flying bicycle will park up right next to you mid-flight. Thank BING-IN-HEAVEN for the Emergency Leanout Maneuver!
And thank you kindly for the comment!

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Holy shit, this was great.

Holy shit, this was great. Besides the features letoff already discussed, I appreciated the reading light.

It's relatively lit, but I

It's relatively lit, but I have some compliants. firstly, where are the buildings? it's just flat ground. what's a flight sim without three dimensional buildings? secondly, i don't have a friend to whisper in my ear. thirdly the amount of polygons this game snores on is about 3 or 4. this is what games looked like back on 2001. today you should have at least a thousand polygons per cubin meter. There was an issue with the throttle. My co-pilot was non-existent. even just a flat billboard of adam sandler would have added some level of immersion. I swear the steeringly wheel had a mind of it's own, because it began dancing on it's own terms and I hadn't even contacted the control tower. and my plane's singature was turned off? how is ATC supposed to contact my aircraft if my grandma's phone number is on the panel instead of the correct bandwidth? Impressive game.

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Dear valued customer, I've

Dear valued customer, I've forwarded your feedback to our dev team here at Bing Entertainment. I've been told they were quite enchanted by your insightful commentary on the product and that they will consider adding in an Adam Sandler themed DLC available via our winter season pass.
Thank you kindly for the comment, and as Adam Sandler once put it so fittingly: "Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle."