Just started learning Unity, trying my hand at the Roll A Ball tutorial with a thrilling spaceventure.

Captain Rollaboll had no idea what to expect when he was chosen as the people's champion of the universe. Alone on a silent battlefield scarred by unknown architecture and strange monuments to forgotten wars, the captain must collect all the space orbs to prove that humanity is worth saving. The captain is a sphere.

I haven't tuned it at all, but I just spent five minutes staring at it so I figure I should probably publish.

a game about being awful at breakout

arrow keys to move
space resets the ball if it gets stuck

this was originally going to have music but i didn't like how it sounded. you can listen to it in the background though if you like.

(apparently I got featured on indiegames.com, wow. that's weird. you can follow me on twitter if you want (@virtualclint)

For the makers of Crypt Worlds.

The dishes are dirty! Of course, you don't want to clean them. But there they are, and there's physics. A hardcore dish-breaking simulator by Patchwork Doll, for Mac/Win/Linux. Made in Unity.

Try pressing 1, 2, or 3.

Heavily obfuscated, possibly unfinished thing inspired by the Ludum Dare theme of Tiny World.

Mouse only.

i'm sorry

play super realistic digi-video interactive Pool with your favorite athletic klipart runner(s)!

I really just wanted to bump the Pirate Kart game count up to 1006 at the last minute. that's exactly half of 2012! 50% of the promised content, 1006% of the promised rhinoceros-ness!!

Avoid cats, pick up poo.

When I was a kid (10? 11?) I got a copy of HURG for the ZX Spectrum ( http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseek.cgi?regexp=HURG ). While I'd made little games and things in BASIC, HURG let me make "real games" - the sort of thing you could show your mates. I used this newfound power one day to make fun of another kid whose kitchen was always filled with cat crap. Oh, how we laughed.

Because I still feel bad about making a kid feel bad (sorry Darren!) I felt the best way to atone would be to make some other kids feel happy. So I asked my 6 year-old daughter and the neighbour kids (8 and 9 I think?) if they wanted to make a game. Their eyes lit up and graphics and sound effects and ideas spewed out of them, and their enthusiasm was only slightly dampened by my explanation that the game we'd be making would be simple. That it involved poo sealed the deal, and within a couple of hours we had everything ready to go. It's fairly similar to the original game I made, though I don't think I ever got around to adding the cats.

This game isn't fun at all, but I'm uploading it anyway because it's a game and I made it during the pirate kart weekend.

*shrug*