Pilot infinitesimal spherical cows in time trials inspired by classic top-down driving and spaceflight games.

Although this is an action game, planning and forethought are more important than fast reflexes. Each of the five tracks has a different optimal line for each of the eight cows, and quick reactions won't undo bad decisions.

Goal times represent reasonable laps, not perfect ones. With practice, you can surpass the goals by a total of eight minutes or more.

Controls are keyboard only.

LYRICS

yan tan tethera dairy meat and leather are abstract as a particle

methera pip sethera boviniferous ether a field indescribable

lethera hovera covera cosmic laws above are all bound in you inertially

newtonian assumption of the frictionless illusion of the artificial knowable

ride the quantum mechanical bull

CHANGELOG

1.1: fixed a crash bug that could be triggered by letting Angus or Holstein return to absolute zero velocity after motion

Pilot across skylines, oceans, deserts, real mountain ranges, real-time weather simulations, the planets and beyond... EVERY. ATOM. PROCEDURAL.

How to play:

1. Squint really really hard
2. Have a dear friend softly whisper in your ear: "You are playing Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020... You are playing Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020..."
3. Press 'H' to view list of controls

Sponsored by Bing Maps.

a game about the night my bed disintegrated

A Sekret Santa Krampus Klikmas present for Stranger!

CONTROLS:
Use mouse, play until the credits roll.
(If mouse scroll is too uncomfortable for you, you can also use L, but this is not recommended)

CREDITS:
See ingame, but special thanks to krisekrise and jucaxcutie. And thanks to everyone from this year's klikmas event!

PROMPT:
For Klikmas this year I would like a game involving a highly detailed interactive backpack. That's all I want, but I'll add some of my thoughts below.
-> https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11726#comment-31700

Just started learning Unity, trying my hand at the Roll A Ball tutorial with a thrilling spaceventure.

Captain Rollaboll had no idea what to expect when he was chosen as the people's champion of the universe. Alone on a silent battlefield scarred by unknown architecture and strange monuments to forgotten wars, the captain must collect all the space orbs to prove that humanity is worth saving. The captain is a sphere.

I haven't tuned it at all, but I just spent five minutes staring at it so I figure I should probably publish.

a game about being awful at breakout

arrow keys to move
space resets the ball if it gets stuck

this was originally going to have music but i didn't like how it sounded. you can listen to it in the background though if you like.

(apparently I got featured on indiegames.com, wow. that's weird. you can follow me on twitter if you want (@virtualclint)

For the makers of Crypt Worlds.

The dishes are dirty! Of course, you don't want to clean them. But there they are, and there's physics. A hardcore dish-breaking simulator by Patchwork Doll, for Mac/Win/Linux. Made in Unity.

Try pressing 1, 2, or 3.

Heavily obfuscated, possibly unfinished thing inspired by the Ludum Dare theme of Tiny World.

Mouse only.