wow it's been a while since i made this game (august 2018) !
it was fun collaboratively building the dictionary with people
excited to see how other people approached this jam prompt
don't be fooled by the file size, you can beat the game in 10sec.
end goal: find the black knight
there are two scenes
i am upset about something
My first game i have ever made!
ooh yeah finally at it again, do you ever think. Yes i am at your own risk. Hello i am your coworker, look at this great delicious cereal, it must be better. Void void loop blim, drink my milk my child. Yes consume the milk, cereal here ballin, looks like a milk drink it youll love it. Just check it out i am drinking it it's great.
Please don't take this seriously, i have never developed or created any games and i have partly made this as a joke. I wanted to learn how to learn games and make one in one day and this happened, This game contains no code at all.
Great minute experience, criticism and parody of postmodernism in media which makes it postpostmodernism.
Music - Bull Of Heaven - 210: Like a Wall in Which an Insect Lives and Gnaws
Knock on a stranger's door, talk to him.
Comments and reviews are very appreciated!
this is my first post i think hello
i made a short linear walking simulator thing
i do not own the laughing cow i forgot to put the bel group in the credits please dont tell them
i tried to make a linux build but i dont know if it worked
You are COOL SHRIMP
You go off the interstate with your three pals and explore the world
Derby in the fuckin desert, have a nice time
stop for coffee
find some redbull
normal game things
this is my last game going on GT, you can find my serious stuff elsewhere
peace yo
XOXO,
Johnny
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so when we ever go to a potluck my antistatic glare she always asks me did you remember to bring your coat and i say yes my bonespur and he says how long do we have to stay at this damn thing anyway and i tell them oh the next five thousand years hun this where they're gonna find us in the cold lava rock just ashes in a pocket of air and then just
they always
form into a ball and bark, dribbling butter all over the patio
cut to black, 1.1s
voiceover
anyw** i made this ages ago from a time when i had time and it seemed like maybe if it were on the table then the potluck would look bigger, just by having another cling-wrapped platter, neverminding the food's expired, etc, by a few years, i
pilotwings 64 was a source of solace once now a fond memory, we were driven to build a new one to give someone else that solace in the age of turgid copyright golems and four or less types of AAA game but! of course it's hard, much too hard, and of course attention wanders, ghosts visit us for tea, little nothings crawl out of the floorboards and mumble softly around our shins and knees
i mean
this is all i've made to that end thus far and set down in the soft stinking clay of the internet
and
[ed. note: blinking/possible epilepsy warning on level 2. music credit goes to "Uncle Milk" via the recently-acquired Free Music Archive (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Uncle_Milk/). game may not work properly if not played fullscreen -- please send reports, though we can't guarantee that the author is still capable of fixing it, what with Unity versions having marched onward by years and months and weeks and evenings, unto the fabled land of Wild Things, sitting by a window, sadly pondering the duty of love, of incompatibilities in human needs, of how many breaths one might need to even finish this sentence good luck]