PILKPONG is a 2 player game. best enjoyed in a SOCIAL SETTING with FRIENDS

the objective of pilkpong is simple. use controls (p1: W and S, p2: UP and DOWN arrows) to control your paddle and defeat the opponent

each time you lose a ball you have to take a drink of PILK (pepsi + milk)

if you do NOT drink pilk in time you will FORFEIT the match

if you win, you do not have to drink pilk
if you lose, you have to finish the cup of pilk

7 points to win.

(it is like beer pong in a way)

instructions for PILK production and DRINKING RULES are contained within a TEXT FILE in the ZIP.

"HPY NYE RJT: 2015, HvH" for short.

This is for Rylie James Thomas.

All of the stuff on your list is in there somewhere cuz you've been a nice this year.

The biggest suggestion's influence was the "not being at computer", so I made it so you can sort of leave the game on and stuff can still happen. The big thing I made was a system so the car can turn corners automatically and it can take you wherever you want.

I also took another hint from Rylie's philosophy about having music in games. There's only one song and SPOILER: It's in the Circle K.

Edit:
Wow, I just realized because of how scaling works in MMF2, if the screen is scaled differently then the dialogue boxes do not work. I will sometime later make a version of this game where there aren't dialogue boxes, but something else like clickable word art or something. :( So, basically that means this game has to be played in 1280 x 1024 and up.

New Edit:
I edited a few things so some narrative parts are more clear. :)

Dance, feed, dodge, and collect your way to the top of the ratings as PEPSIMAN in this fast reflex arcade game based on the classic commercials.

You're drunk and must find your way across a completely straight walkway... not as easy as it sounds.