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Prehistoric Dungeon Family is a game where if you choose to be part of the family they take care of you as one of their own. I know this sounds like some organized crime game but it's really not, it's just about family ties and importance and friendship and all that sort of stuff, so relax, enjoy, and absorb the chemicals that are in family.

I also converted it to TGF2 so there's a flash version too http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/603702

You might want to see the old text file which isn't included in the flash version sooo:

Right, INSTRUCTIONG

You are assigned to a prehistoric dungeon family

YOU MUST BE PART OF THE FAMILY... THEN MOVE ONTO THE TORNADO TO BECOME A PART OF IT.. BECAUSE LIKE TORNADO DOES NOT DO THAT ALONE.. YOU HAVE TO DRAG TO IT

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CLICK ON THINGS TO DROP THINGS, AVOID THINGS AND DONT DIE D00D.. THOSE BOATS CAN BE MEENIE

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COLLECT THE HAND AND USE THE CHAIR TO PLANT WONDERFUL DANCING AGENTS TO THE SCREEN. THE BOATS ARE LESS MEANIE THIS TIME

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FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.. CLIC ON THE ELF GOOD SIR AND/OR MA'AM

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THIS IS THE END, YOU MAY RIGHT CLICK TO RESTART OR LEFT CLICK TO PRESENT THE ITEMS SOME HAPPYSADFACES.

DO YOU LIKE EVIL FACE??
DO YOU LIKE MIDIS??
THEN YOU'LL LOVE EVIL FACE'S MAGIC MIDI PLAYER!

MORE MIDIS! MORE EVIL FACES!

BUT MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET TRAPPED IN THE PLAYER! GET TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE MIDI SONGS AND YOU'LL BE STUCK IN THE PLAYER FOREVER!!

2018 Extra Notes: Oops, I forgot to convert this to TGF1 format. Oh well, I remember enough about this anyway. This "game" had stemmed entirely off of an inside joke between me and Smedis2. That dude has much more experience in creating absolutely ridiculous experiences than I do and I remember seeing his MMF2 projects folder in a Skype call around the time this was made - chock full of just random bullshit, including one which just played MIDIs to you. That's about the extent of the history to this one! It's a cute little thing and has some nice MIDIs in it, so y'know, if you're a fan of listening to that media format, this is quite the treat.

Videogame hero! Pick up you phaser and rid the place of the demon threat!.

Your phaser can only fire three shots per minute, how will you survive?

( KNP version also on Internet Archive now too)

What I always think should happen when I'm playing Civilisation.

play super realistic digi-video interactive Pool with your favorite athletic klipart runner(s)!

I really just wanted to bump the Pirate Kart game count up to 1006 at the last minute. that's exactly half of 2012! 50% of the promised content, 1006% of the promised rhinoceros-ness!!

TRIANGLES ARE PERFECTION. PERFECTION IS UNATTAINABLE. BUT STILL WE MUST STRIVE.

Kickstarter suggestion: A game about Bronies, but with explosions and stuff. Include Derpy Hooves. :)

Derpy is used to intercept the missiles in midair. Good luck controlling her.
features 2 difficulty modes, 3 story endings, and too many explosions!

Ronnie Coleman is back, and this time it's all about the keyboard! If you've got troubles clicking the keys, Ronnie's got a solution that will make you a master; that solution is the Ronnie Coleman Teaches Typing system.

ENTER A MAGICAL EXPERIENCE WITH TIME SPACE AND HISTORY.

PLAY AS THE EIFFEL TOWER ON A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY. WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE A MACHINE? WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO THINK? WHY ARE WE HEAR. WHY CAN WE HEAR?

ALL THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE ARE ANSWERED.

BY ANDREW SUM
http://twitter.com/#!/JigxorAndy

It's time to kick ass and slurp popsicles, and you're all out of asses!

It's your one big shot for fame and glory, so lick as many of those popsicles as you can! Just don't get that dreaded.... brain-freeze!!