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PowerUpMan 1-0.rar

You're stuck in invalid memory and must keep your health topped up by collecting powerups missed by players of other games, if you run out of hp the garbage collector will COLLECT YOU!! D:

Like A Sir DLC pack also available... whut

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WOLFMAPpgil2.zip

My second wolf3d map ever.

LINK

an amazing resource for dos shareware, a potentially amazing resource for trainwrecks.

"Welcome to the future. After all the ozone burned up, the lucky ones died quickly. The rest of us got broiled like lobsters. Until the Big Burn, when all the forests exploded in a huge fireball. Now, it's twilight all the time. When you're not gasping from a breath of noxious fumes, you're fighting off Froggers. They were people once. Take some random chromosomal mutations and add accelerated growth cycles, and pretty soon you have generations of amphidiploid amphibians. And they would like nothing more than to suck the raw flesh right off your bones. Your weapons: the ARROW keys, and a secret key to tap energy reserves."

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TOUHOU 9000.zip

THE LAST WORD ON THE TITLE IS PHANTASMAGORIA

A 9999 HP BOSS
100 LIVES
AND A CRAPTON OF BULLETS

HOLD Z AND PRAY FOR MERCY

I did not follow ANY of the rules making this

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OperativeAssailants.zip

I forgot the ess

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sgbb-1.3.zip

An intergalactic space battle as told through beach debris.

*new version, recompiled on GM Studio instead of GM8. Works on Windows 8.

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WallJumpTimeSphincterEpisode2-1.00-windows.zip

Further adventures in the awe-inspiring Wall Jump Time Sphincter epic saga.

Play the first two episodes here and here.

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vertical_void_win.zip

Explore an endless cave-system, and try not to hit any walls – how long can you make it?

Features!
- Immersive in-your-head ego-controls!
- Automatic procedural awesome level-generation!
- Highscores! To see how well/horribly you performed!
- Glowy stuff!

Feel free to check my other stuff over at www.matthewongamedesign.com

-Matthew

For a 12 year old in 94' with no programming experience, Klik & Play blew my mind. As you all probably know, it was a game creation tool that made it extremely easy to create simple games without writing a single line of code. There was a huge community on America Online, Keyword:MAXIS?, where people could upload and share their games. My friend and I made a game called "The Quest For The Wonton Soup" which uh.. featured an asian man collecting coins to buy.. wonton soup. Yeah. At the time (remember, we were 12) we thought it was funny but clearly it was a prettty (edit: extremely) stereotypical take on an asian man. Whoops. This game existed on the Maxis forum on AOL for download and a number of probably illegal compilation cds filled with peoples klik & play games that some random companies sold. Anyway, neither of us have a copy of the game as it was probably thrown out with our 386's 15 years ago. Does anyone, for some absurd reason, have a copy of the game? As dumb and offensive as it was, i'd still love to see it again.

We made a demo for a sequel a year later using The Games Factory. Someone actually made a 'Let's Play' video of it :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLEnxeeZRDk

Terrible.