a truly never ending quest

music is telecabine by caia

Game File: 

SuperDistressingPlanet.zip

the spiritual successor to super relaxing planet. this one's distressing instead. lots of upsetting tweets and headlines I found on my hard drive that will stress you out. lots of politics so be warned. made to vent

also cw: fake-ass gore and blood FX

takes a long time to load, which I assume will add to the stress.

The Klik of the Month Klub meets right here on this very website on the third Saturday of every month at 4pm PDT for a two hour Klik & Play Showdown. Everyone who participates gets two hours to create something from scratch in Klik & Play. Abusing the stock objects is encouraged. If you really loathe Klik & Play you can use whatever game development platform you want. Two hours is a pretty tight time limit, though, so choose wisely!

Klik & Play is absolutely free to download, and learning it takes minutes, so everyone can get in on the action. Want to talk to your fellow Klikwreckers? Join us on IRC -- server irc.freenode.net, channel #glorioustrainwrecks. Join the mayhem!

Games made for Klik of the Month Klub #4

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Name	Created	By	Screenshot	Comments
diary #1	12/25/2015 - 22:26	Son of a dolphin		0

PLANNIN DAT STUFF cAN BE SOOO HARD

YOU HAVE TO PLAN IT IS DIFFICULT..

So plan that and like bring condiments.. You can't go without condiments. Sometimes the caterer bails on you or the food is late.. Sometimes your neighbors can be invertebrates... But keep it on.. You can do it. Get a manual... You don't have to read it, cuz manual reading is like manwell's tv. Just give it some time, wear a crown, and if you can't afford that wear a frown. It's the best you can do to make the stew. CHEERS

bc__

OH MY GOD OH GOD OH ASHDUISHVUISHDJICJSDIJKCKPOSDKCKCSDUHJISKJAKHVJKSJLAJS

Games made for OH MY GOD THERE ARE EVENTS EVERYWHERE OH GOD: The Event

3 games made!
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Name	Created	By	Screenshot	Comments
The Square	03/12/2013 - 19:58	johanw123		4
Yellow Jogger Man!	12/01/2013 - 03:51	Johny L.		17
Toe Jam and Earl Mission: Earhlrharhgllhbrahahrhglalhrhblarg	03/11/2013 - 13:31	mutantleg		3

This is so not done that you will probably have a hard time seeing what I plan to do with it. But I have a basic form in mind that I plan to save some of my web-browsing into as I move forward.

Game File (Mac): 

A9A9A9 1 Mac.zip

Game File: 

A9A9A9 1 Windows.zip

Made with Unity 2019.3.0a10 Personal Edition

More info here.

Game File: 

Horses, Tortoises and Goalies.rar

Intercept the tortoises in this super-action adventurish gorgeous epic game. up and down moves.

Here's a riddle for you:

What's so bad it's pure fukken comedy gold, moves around 6 to 12 frames per second, and stars a stick man with animu hair, a lizardman, and a ninja who never takes off his suit as the main characters?

I hereby present to you-

NO FRIENDS!!! (how it got its name's an incredibly dumb story that has nothing to do with my social life)

No Friends is a series of animations bunches of pictures with some parts that move occasionally
(usually the mouth(it finally gets "better" in episode 24)) that was my first time expressing myself. It
was embarrassingly bad right from the beginning, but if I hadn't continued it at the time, I most likely
wouldn't have eventually tried my hand at doing a game based on it (something I dabbled in with GM back then.) It was gonna be an RPG, and obviously it failed the first time. But then it happened. I wanted to do that game. Three more failures and making games changing from a "cool thing to do" to a life goal later, here I am. I still want to create that game, but it's now far from my biggest to-be project. The game will be nothing like it was supposed to back then though, the universe's been evolving with a very closed community for years now, (where I originally shared these animations, it's amazing how 'familiar' you can get with intranets' strangers if you stick with them) and... I dunno, it doesn't really have much connection to the old shit for anyone else than me anymore, but it's not like people who'll someday play it would or even should care about it.

When the changes happened it was the first time I knew (that wasn't me being a dumb kid) that I was creating something wonderful. Unique, maybe a bit quirky at times, characters and settings that people could experience if I someday reached a state where they can be presentable.

The contrast of the substance in the previous two paragraphs to the absolute trainwreck that actually is this shitty animation series is just ridiculous. Let's get to it, shall we?

Hold tight onto your seat for well over an hour (if you somehow manage to go through them all) of genuine, hilariously bad shit.

ENTER NO FRIENDS
(they're in reverse order, so start from the end)

WARNING: DO NOT ENTER
Actual watch-outs: Watch out for a couple episodes where stuff gets a bit too self-aware and I basically cop-out the whole episode. Watch out for the old version of the fourteenth episode. (actually watch it. it's literally just a bunch of pictures. then watch the remix afterwards for contrast.)
Watch out for dumb in-jokes that you either didn't catch or weren't actually seen anywhere because I made stuff up as I went. Watch out for the "music" present in a whole lot of episodes (read: do not watch episode 4). Ep. 30 is the final episode and the only one to have actual music. (which still manages to be fucked up though) Actually, you could just watch that one and be done with this.

Enough blabbering. Get ready for a brain-meltingly bad time.

No Friends The Animation Kopyrikt © Me and my Bro 2006-2009

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If you want some YAKF3 progress: Three quarters down, one to go.

AWWWWAEAWA SUCKS FOR YOU
GAME CANCELLED. DUE TO PEOPLE NOT WANTING TO CONTRIBUTE MY GAME.

Now without making this i'm purely bored,
btw there's yet another game i'm uploading into the Dropbox folder and it is also done: THE ROYAL ADVENTURES OF MR CAT VS TAILS ADVANCE THE GAME.

If you really don't know what's Tails Adventure, it's a poorly made sonic fangame series which you just have to get all things like sonics, knuckles, etc. And also they keep overusing the Whisker and Johnny Battle theme from Sonic Rush Adventure, is this idea turdy? This game will be against that dumb series and yeah...HARD STUFF.

P.S. There's still the Player 1 Sprite Sheet, if you has chance.

Games made for The Player Aventur - a collaboration game (NOW CANCELLED)