In what is perhaps the least auspicious start to any game ever, this screenshot shows the entire first level. Spinning beer bottles come from the top of the screen, circle around the Alpha Helix logo, and are systematically destroyed in the time it takes to belt out a single verse from some random drinking song (which I was still able to sing a half-assed phonetic version of from memory). Then the stage ends.
The "shop" screen that shows up between levels, to allow you to upgrade your beer bottle with external weaponry. I always load up on dunkels, which shoot enemy-seeking bottle caps. Trust me -- buy the "I Want To Be Fast" option immediately. Extra lives ("Bonus Gutteres") are only $0.30, and I am not ashamed to credit-feed the hell out of that option. The background music here makes heavy use of slide whistles. (Later on, this screen is preceded by a "sell your weapons" screen which loops a bar from Pink Floyd's "Money".)
This shot from the first level doesn't look like much of a much, but it's at this point that the sound of a Swiss yodeller transitions smoothly into the sound of Goofy screaming, which transitions into a trumpet playing "Charge!" while an announcer says something in a language I don't understand. I think it's my favourite moment in the game.
Early on in the third stage, there is a delightful Space Invaders homage. Notice the different explosion graphics -- once you hit stage 3, all explosion sprites arbitrarily change to these ones. (All enemies use the same explosion graphics -- even the bosses -- though they generally trigger different sounds.)
This particular attack by the third-stage boss is accompanied by the sounds of vomiting.
And I just can't leave out the beer stein-wielding Santa Clauses! When you destroy them, you hear the sound of a shotgun cocking and a dude going, "Woah."
The last level is called "The Day After", and it deals with getting through your workday with an enourmous hangover. As the toilets spew forth more spinning beer bottles, a particularly unpleasant vomit sound plays in the background. Those aspirin boxes are particularly nasty; if you don't dispatch them quickly, they open up and fire 10 shots directly at you, one pill at a time. Other notable enemies: Alka-Seltzer, glasses of water, the Windows and Mac logos, alarm clocks and mugs of coffee.
Also, the flying toaster minefield! Shooting a flying toaster releases an absurdly fast bullet aimed directly at you. As this is the only place in the game where shooting constantly is a disadvantage, it sneaks the hell up on you.
The final boss of the game?
Unfortunately, while the audio cues triggered a lot of decade-old muscle memories, I was not able to apply the hair of the dog that bit me, and my brain prevailed.
I have failed small, independent breweries everywhere! OH NOSE.
In conclusion, download the hell out of this game.
An exciting new demo of the soon-to-be latest hit from SoftSoft! Can you find the treasures in the lost tombs of the Goblin Underground? (Answer: No, you can't.)
Firing a hyperwave emitter is a binary choice.
Very simple, just like space. First game uploaded ever WOOOO
NOTE: Screenshot not actually featured in game.
This is a text adventure inspired by this blog post: http://btothef.tumblr.com/post/17319973021/pages-13-15
Basically, it allows the player to re-enact a scene from the rather bizarre Back to the Future novelization. As such, the puzzles are deliberately obtuse, but I think I left enough obvious hints to make it possible to finish. OR DID I?
There is also a lot of tone shift in this game.
UPDATED AND IMPROVED! IN VARIOUS WAYS!
Snake is secretive. Change direction for glipses of its position.
You are a lizard!!
Go kill things and stuff.
EDIT: We finally did 'em all! Tried to do a quick wrap-up thing here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/glorioustrainwrecks/glorious-developers-konference-2012-in-1-pirate-ka/posts/184023
Yeah,that last post and that game was an attempt at an april fools joke. I can tell noone fell for it.
And no,I don't have a brother.
big brother got hurt in skool and now im using his accont cause my mommy let me yay
Xmas gift for left-off-studios. A minamlist shoot 'em up in which the player may use the Left + Right arrows to dodge enemies or the Space bar to shoot them. The catch is that if a shot goes off screen, the player loses. Consider this a rough cut.