We believe in the player! That is we main goal! If player isnt happy we not happy! This why we make same game that sell wrell again and again. if they love first time they love many time!
first game ever made.. silly idea. peters out near the end.
special thanks go to alex whitington and alex scobell
You are an elephant trying to escape from an explosion right behind you.
Your mission is to run for it at all costs.
You cannot move left or right, but you can jump.
Get the grapes to go forward, and avoid the barrels to not regress.
Get the computers for +10 multiplier and the "multiplier multiplicator'' to multiplicate your multiplier (what)
Jump on the Yellow Joggers for points.
Try to get 1,000,000 points for the real ending!
Type "Two Hours" as many times as possible in two hours. Not fun. Flashing colors warning. PC/Mac/Linux.
eat it goes something like this
so santa? it was he was still really tired today
he decided that i just wanna get a yule log today
and then sit there and look at the log
but i'm really tired of being at the log
so he set up, he set up something else
he set up a fake log. he asked people to
make him a program that had a little fake log in it.
because you could burn it up and then people would
be really happy to look at it. it was, it was very
special. special like the devil. but the, but the devil
has has lots of horns, and, and santa really, doesn't.
all he has is a lot of fhread. sometimes he gives people
lots of bread. you, have to give them lots of bread, or
else they will be very very sad. they will be very sad
and they won't have to go in to the elevator, cuz the
elevator is very, very dangerous. be cause, somebody
forgot to put the sign up, the sign up that says get the
expletive out and ehhyou had to go. theyhad to go and
they had to turn on the a/c, because it was getting
really warm in there, because they let the yule log get
too hot, they decided hey, i don't need that yule log
anymore. it's not m your fred it's not my friend
neither. santa took some yoga, because he was feeling
very bossy. and he forgot to flossy. he was very very
sad. he forgot his sled. his, sled warmer. his sled
warmer, and his sled polish. his sled polish, was gotta
golish. his, m gotta some galoshes there's polish, n it
was very sad. so he got some headlights. and he got a
tree. and he said "HEY! Why don't you just get this
headlights and get this tree and then go out and get
steeringwheel?" and some, some wheels too, cuz you don't
need the steering wheels, you need them to function the
wheels. and then the light. he had to turn it on. it had
to turn it on cuz it was very sad. it was very sad
because you forgot to put the ferns out. cuz the ferns
out were very happy until they were left out for too
long. they said that they wanted water. and they wanted
spores. they wanted spores. cuz therrr yeauu get really
sad without em. and then you gotta go you gotta go play
punchout you cuz punchout's a lot of fun. and you gotta
put the signs up. cuz if you don't put the signs up,
they get really sad. and then you say uh oh. where's my,
where's my, where's my der dur dar tv dinner? and you're
like no oh uh oh uh i don't have a tv dinner right now.
It's not where I want it to be. It's t t not, you gotta
put the stew over there. You gotta put the stew over
there. Because, ea you have to hid it in the pharma, in
the pharmacy to get the, to get the RX, cuz people like
to eat the vitamins, the arxes, the arxes are very
special. They like to, they like to teleport people.
That's what you gotta do. and then so. we take this,
ewoo we take this moment tuhh uhh you know say goodbye
Before I learned of Foreign clipart that sung and danced and greeting carded for you, I came up with this title. This one will REALLY get you in the season, and I figure it's a good throwback to really get things going. I recall putting a lot of work into this one back in the day using some extra curricular procedures for the fancy art scheme. Who knows? It's been so long. Lost technologies but this was part of the puzzle, the one that brings you a joy for the season, to really patch things up. It's pretty much a 10 year anniversary of it so it may also have some datedness in it, but regardless enjoy. With this marking I think now it's time to bring back the ZZT caravan back in. Have an Exil Chaistmas everyone.
Like most people, you've probably wanted to swallow a cop. But it can be scary to approach a cop in real life and engulf them in your giant mouth. That's because cops have guns and they might shoot you. In this game, the cops still have guns, but they will only shoot each other. Therefore, you can swallow as many as you want with no fear!
You are Sheriff Justice, the most badass sheriff in the Wild West.
Mr. Pretty Boy, world-renowned gay bank robber, has come to your town and stolen money. He wants to use it towards his wardrobe. You must stop the perp before he gets away!
Arrow keys to move, spacebar to shoot.
(Hint: If you say yes to being ready for Sheriff Justice, be prepared to go after and shoot.)
I would not be surprised if some of you had already played this, but if you have not check it out here. I like it a lot!
The tower is being destroyed, climb to the top to save your life!
This is more or less a "sequel" to my game Fate of Mankind, which was also included on the IGF Pirate Kart. If you haven't played it yet, try it out first!
Arrow keys to move and jump.