Epic tale through time and space.
MORTIMER IS UNDER ATTACK! HELP MORTIMER ATTACK THOSE FOUL SKULLS AND DEFEAT THE BOSS!
CONTROLS: WASD AND MOUSE!
Story: The company's proprietary spreadsheet program crashed when Jane was mere pixels away from the save icon and minutes away from the end of the day's work.
Featuring: frownworthy Game Maker engine abuse.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Glorious Trainwrecks Dot Com is ONE YEAR OLD TODAY. How awesome is THAT?!
Celebrate in this thread! (I suggest bad photoshop jobs and/or birthday-related Klik & Play monstrosities.)
This is an even more confusing version of the game Proper (glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/9719). Every version is different! I see other people started uploading games too. Good luck everyone!
Games... The Final Frontier....
These are the voyages of the website Glorious Trainwrecks....
It's continuing mission....
To explore strange new designs....
SO YES THE THIRD NAME GENERATOR EVENTS BEGINS SOON BECAUSE TIMEZONE LOTTERY KLIK JAM IS TAKING TOO LONG
Upload a game HERE!.
You have entered the owl forest. The calls of the owls enliven the trees on this still night. Listen to them for as long as you can bear.
YOU MUST HAVE THE VOLUME UP AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE FOR THIS GAME.
Space: Start game
UPDATE: 3/29/2015 - Now compatible with Windows 8.
This is a very quick game for three players around one keyboard.
Players 1 and 2: win the affection of the beautiful obese lady by pushing and squashing your rival beneath her. Your power meters determine the strength of your push.
Player 3: shift your weight to help your preferred player win. The other two players are expected to win your favour outside the game in order to earn your preference in-game. What form this takes is up to you and them.
A - Player 1 push.
L - Player 2 push.
V, B - Player 3 shift weight.