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Run around touching things to find treasure. It was supposed to be longer but man I'm out of shape with Klik and Play and two hours went by fast. Push Escape when you're done because the game doesn't tell you when you have found everything (this is called nonlinearity). Can you get the highest score?! Probably.
A Game made because of the loads of spam posts that have appeared in GT within these few days.
WASD to move, Mouse1 to shoot.
Capturing all the playability of modern association football simulators, but casting aside the unneccesarily accurate attitude towards gurning celebrity players, basic rules, and all that other stuff.
This is a game for SpindleyQ, and I am sorry it is late! I was trying to make something else and failing repeatedly :-/
Anyway! This game has animated gifs in it and original weird music. Move with WASD or the arrow keys, shoot cube-bullets with a left click, and try not to fall off the left side of the screen.
Uh that's it. Merry Christmas-was-three-days-ago!
Bandits are out go get the mayor! In spite if this, he still insists on going out for his daily stroll. As the sheriff, you must shield him from the flying bullets! But watch your health. And snakes!
Try to reach the STAR by using your magical SPACE JUMP! But mind your JUMP POWER - you wouldn't want to collide with any SPACE SPIKES!
I have a bad feeling this idea may have been done before
To be different I did a Wolfenstein level with a silly name. Has absolutely no relation to defunct female empowerment pop groups.
Also, up your butt 64kb image limitation I wanted that title screen red as Nazi blood not grey as silt.
You have just completed the most important game in the history of video game-dom. You have bridged the gap between literature and luderacy. You are such hot shit. You made a game about nothing. You are so clever. Holy shit you are the cleverest person in the world. Only one question remains in your mind. MAKE THE CHOICE.
Play as an Inuit, Inuknuk, and save your people from the invading Ice Pirates. Collect treasure to pay them off, or just kill enough to convince them that maybe this was a bad idea.