Game File: 

pipe and drapes_windows.zip

Well, I did that.

Game File: 

GhostieSafe.zip

Super Easy Mode!

Controls:
Arrow Keys
X to die of boredom

Game File: 

You've got crabs!.zip

This is a game about the glorious process of clearing up pubic lice. My wife helped me make this one, and it was her idea to begin with. HOORAY MARRIAGE!!!

Game File: 

binky59146_exe.zip

The Gaiden in the award winning series!

What is a gaiden? Is it a spinoff? Is it not "cannon"? What is "cannon" anyway, something pirate ships use?

Binky and their friends are taking a nap in sunflower fields, what will happen?

Controls:

Arrows or WASD - ???

Credits:

Dirt picture taken by me
Sunflower by unidentified artist https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Unidentified_artist_-_Large_Sunflower_(Flos_Solis_Maior),_plate_1_from_part_5,_B._Besler,_%22Hortus_Eystettensis%22,_1713_edit..._-_Google_Art_Project.jpg
Font is dyuthi https://github.com/smc/Dyuthi designed by Hiran Venugopalan and maintained by Swathanthra Malayalam Computing.

Music/Audio:

Sky Garden from Hamtaro Ham-Hams Unite! composed by Satoko Yokota sequenced by FireM*rio.
Sound effects from Bubsy 3D developed by Eidetic. Voiced acted by Lani Minella.

Take it easy... if you can?

Game File: 

MagicMooshrooms.zip

A snake game where you control a cow eating mushrooms. The more you eat, the more stoned you become and the less sense the world makes. KNOW YOUR LIMITS. Use arrow keys to move about

I tried to make this look like the first website I ever created back in 2001, complete with the multi-colored star background. Omfg.

Game File: 

TurkeyDash2.zip

The turkey's back, and this time, FREEDOM is on the menu.

Escape your cage and use your Razor Feathers to achieve your destiny!

LEFT/RIGHT - Dash!
X - Jump (shake feathers)

I'd already got my little brother playing the 529-in-One Pirate Kart, and he enjoyed it as massively as he could considering GameMaker games don't run on his machine. So I then installed KNP onto my brother's computer, told him, and showed him the Level Editor, Event Editor, and so on (but gave him very little guidance other than that).

After a week, I came back and found this.

I thought it needed to be posted, seeing as it's a wonderfully terrible game by a real, actual twelve year old messing around in KNP. Enjoy, or otherwise.

Once upon a time the mighty demon WASABI was sealed in a jar to keep him from destroying the world. As a Shinto priest, it is your duty to go on a yearly pilgrimage to enact a ritual that WASABI sealed. But the journey isn't easy...

Music by TM23

Game File: 

mmmplants.zip

We made a two player game because we are two people. 8-)