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I wanna be the Oblique Torment

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A really stupid I Wanna Be The Guy Fangame.

It's inspired by another fangame called "I wanna be the Hereditary Baldness 2"

It's long and it's frustratingly hard too. I can't even beat it (it isn't impossible though, other people have beaten it.)

There are debug controls left in so if you get sick of the difficulty, you can just use them.

For more ""info"" and screenshots, see the itch page: https://moo-moo-armageddon.itch.io/ot

I'm currently working on a sequel that's actually pretty decent so look forward to that I guess

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Leo's picture

Romeo Burger Quest

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Created in Klik n Play.

CONTROLS
Arrows: move
A: jump
S: shoot

GAMEPLAY
Pick up the burgers, and shoot the enemies (DON'T SHOOT THE BURGER, OR YOU WILL LOSE HALF THE POINTS!!!).

If you take too long to pick up the hamburger, a vampire will appear and if it touches you, you will lose the game.

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Jumper 4 Real (v0.7.1)

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here's jumper 4 real right now. it comes with a pretty nice editor, a help file, a tutorial levelset, a recreation of some levels from jumper 2, and two short probably way too hard levelsets. and some other junk. and my own music.

the version listed as for linux is just the original .love source; j4r hasn't been tested for any platform other than windows.
(though when i was testing the exe in the "windows version" the music randomly cut out at one point, so installing love and running the .love version is probably the most stable)

assuming that the game actually works right now unlike cute jump 2 on launch, you can make your own levelsets and share them with other people. yay. cool. if it doesn't work tell me and then i'll fix it. yay. cool.

ogmo 4ever.

OCTOBER 31ST 2023: version update from v0.6.0 to v0.7.1. added gems, lightbridges, new sfx (no more SMW rips), and control rebinding menu. among other stuff. check the changelog ingame (press F1) for more details

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Stuck In The Creep

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This Game Is Kinda Hard But Be Police Man Not Dangerous Crime I Am Watching Simpsons On Spotify I am 31 Years Old Ukrainian Russian American Venezual DJ Police I like Aleksey Bolshoy Be like Him He Is not Crime Fun Thiccobreather game Depends Of My Balls Stop Hurting I Sure i Seen On That Screenshot "Tncer" Was On There when Trainidad And Tobago Showed it. I Might Give it An Go What I Can See what Does it Looks Like. I Don't know If I Gonna Play this Game Yet Or whatever What is It I An Professional 31 Year old Man so I See what I Can Do.... (About it) Like when I Was watching Youtube Videos I Just know A Black Humaniod Figure With Pointy wings, Mothman Like it Had Red Eyes I Was Like WTF Is Losing my Mind. I might Get a Windows 10 PC if I Record a Video my English Won’t Be Good Like My Voice speaks in Spanish When I Moved from Venezuela to Ukraine To See those Games and this Website. Can you Do A Download On Mac? I Don't have Windows 10 For this I Just Saying that's All That's How i Need to Start To find Games that I Never gone On Before Hmm... This. Not for A 31 Year old Venezuelan-Ukrainian DJ To React to This Game Then Baldi Like i Been thinking if I Do An Jetpack Breather i could try Whenever i Listening to Bag Raiders shooting stars I Get i Dream when In Different games In Real Life i Get Different dreams Sometimes Like On Roblox on Brookheaven I Explore then I Get bored its Always A Viewing Pleasure if the Sun is Happly out seems on Friday i Need to Be out In my Garden because is Gonna be 18 Degrees in Belgrade, Serbia When I Was after Watching scary Videos I Founded the September 1904 long time ago in Belgrade where I Live in i Might see What it looks Like from 116 Years. An Hour ago I Posted a Video is Moscow never Sleeps Yesterday's video I Just Only Joking When i go On discord Server an User gives Me a Albanians Role i Not from Albanina and I Go "What the Heck did They Give me" by Insulting them On the Chat it Gives me Angry Mood when I Watch some Funny Vines that calms me Down but It doesn't I Always Angry and I Say a Word in Serbian "Zasto" I Think me And my Team server is Done I Always feel Uneasy if I go Crackers but I Post it On my Itch.io page but I Have to Re-create the Game page on This Site again I Needed to Re-created SITC Server i Deleted it For no Reason I Get very In stress If I Feel Bad so Stuck In the Creep Discord Server is Under Construction right Now while I Fix Something.

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COOLZELEZO14357213582135345512454
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Seaborg's Manor

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Your name is Seaborg and you have inherited a manor. However, you become trapped in the manor. Can you escape?

The music is "Ricardo Villalobos - Frank Mueller Melodram"

Sometimes bitsy games can be kind of frustrating so here's a short guide:

-Go straight left from the starting point in the manor

-Go in the kitchen and go down to the wine cellar to get the Eyeball of Communion

-Go back up through the kitchen to the King's Suite. Talk to the king and get his letter

-Go back to the gate and up the stairs on the right to get to the pool

-Go in the architect's bag and use the glasses to solve the maze and get the code

-Go up the west stairs to the archive room, get the directions using the code

-Go all the way to the right, past the courtyard

-Go to the cemetery to the right and inspect the large grave. Follow the instructions on it to get 1 ending, disregard them to get the other

-Go in the tower, up the stairs, and fall into the dungeon

-Follow the directions from the archive. In the last room, a shadow is there. He tell you the final direction. Go out of the dungeon

-Talk to the queen. Then, take her letter and fall off the tower to the left

-Retrace your steps and talk to the king again. He gives you the key to the manor. Inspect the lock to the left of the main gate to escape the manor

-Go to the bank in the bottom right of town. Based on your decision regarding the grave, talking to the teller will result in 1 of 2 different endings.

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VVVVVV: Moonfall

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Alright, so I've decided to just post this as-is. The deadline's been stressing me out a little and I've kinda been losing steam on this anyway, so I threw together everything I had and hopefully this is a decent showing. Development of this started on the 21st, the day I learned about this jam.
Also, I haven't tested the Linux or Mac versions, but I'm sure they're fine. Anyway, to the point.

First off, this was made in Pico-8. If you've never heard of it, it's a "fantasy console", kind of like an emulator for a console that never existed. Specs wise I'd say it's somewhere between a Game Boy Color and an 80's home computer, with strict limits on cartridge space and LUA as its programming language.

This was originally going to be a lot more than this, actually, I'd go as far as to say it was overly ambitious. I love VVVVVV, it was the first indie game I ever played and I've beaten it several times. I really wanted to do it justice with a maybe fifteen minutes to half hour or so long tribute game with a story and everything. And I was on pace for doing that, but somewhere along the way it fell apart, and my subpar coding skills were probably part of that. That and how high I always aim in everything that I do. I tried my best to be reasonable too, deciding to totally leave out the tower early on because it'd be too much work, then eventually the story got cut, then another thing, then the next, and well here we are. And it doesn't help that a lot of the code I wrote was a mess.

This demo shows off Space Station 1, which while short, is mostly finished, complete with room titles referencing other things. Then you're dropped into the outskirts of the map to wander around and see a few more rooms showing off stuff I did such as several Pico-8 covers of songs from the original game, a few extra rooms, conveyor belts, flip lines, the other tilesets, and a Veni, Vidi, Vici knockoff I did early on for testing the spikes. The original plan was to have little mini representations like this of each level except the tower, but I just couldn't design levels as well with a due date floating over my head.

As for the title, it's from a dream I had a few months back, about a nonexistent sequel to VVVVVV called VVVVVV:Moonfall. The story would've tied into it, but I never got that far. I probably won't work more on this, but if I some day decide to come back to it and finish it up true to my vision, It'll be on the Lexaloffle BBS. My username there is Spaz48. I'll be posting this there as well, and if you go there you'll be able to dig through the code if you want.

Anyway, to wrap up this long ramble, Terry Cavanagh, if you read this, thank you. You've been an inspiration to me, and I hope you like my little somewhat failed attempt at a game. VVVVVV means quite a bit to me and I hope at least the thought and effort I put in serves as a good enough love letter to it.

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Azure48
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Potluck Party Panic!

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Oh no! Petra (that's me!) has been meaning to attend the Glorious Trainwrecks Potluck Party 2019, but has not made anything on the last day yet! But, in her time of need, Fox Girl is willing to step up and save the day by making a soup that will surely save Petra's reputation as being nice! Go forth, and do as you must to make this part a succesful one!

Use the left and right arrow keys to walk about and the up arrow to jump. There's two endings depending on if you collect enough food for the soup!
There will be music after the intro.

Have fun~ :3

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The non-code stuff is entirely made out of free assets, which I've provided a list for in the readme.

I am not able to export non-windows builds of this stuff myself because I don't have a mac or linux computer (which is why I really want to get to learning another game makey thing) I've tried to put up another things with the source files in case you happen to be able and are willing to try.

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The List (for hellojed)

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Premise

Elizabeth the elephant is like any other inhabitant of the tree-top community of Pleasant Animal Village. She spends her days in the forest, idle but happy, surrounded by friends, although in constant fear of the flock of airplanes that threaten to ruin her way of life. Wait, what? Yes, indeed, everyone is worried about these strange metal beasts that pollute the air physically and aurally. They cause great havoc for ground dwellers, and they are getting closer and closer to the village... Nobody knows what to do about it. Elizabeth, however, is willing to try anything! Guide her as she explores the village, talks to her friends, and tries to save the day. But most of all, have fun!

About

The List is a light-hearted adventure game with simple platforming, a few minigames, and a focus on dialogue. It should take 2-3 hours to finish. Due to the length, and amount of reading, I recommend playing it over multiple sessions. Should you need help progressing in the game, or if want to make sure you find every item, there is an extensive walkthrough included.

Linux Compatibility

You can play The List on Linux using WINE! The game has been completely playtested using WINE on Ubuntu. If you are using 64-bit Linux, and the game starts without any sound, you might be missing 32-bit libraries for your default sound device. As a common example, if your setup is PulseAudio on 64-bit Debian/Ubuntu, you can install 32-bit libraries using the apt-get utility: apt-get install libpulse0:i386

Credits

The List is a game by Nikki Bee. It's also available on Itch.io for Pay What You Want! I spent a long time on the game, and donations are appreciated. The entire soundtrack was done by Christopher Psukhe. It's included with the game in medium quality Ogg Vorbis format, as well as the original MIDI format. It's also available in other formats on his Bandcamp! Further credits are available in "Credits.txt".

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American Wallrunner (for mbtzl)

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Angie is a disgruntled former CIA agent with uncanny parkour skills. After quitting her awful job in an inglorious fashion, she attempts to earn some money by working some side jobs - jobs that require an experienced wall runner. But nothing can prepare her for the truth of her very existence...
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Created for mtbzl, whose list was:
"1- Parkour (specifically wall running)
2 - 60s/Cold war/Jazzpunk/Pulp/No One Lives Forever aesthetic
9- Lots of stats and meters for nonsensical stuff that you don’t know the purpose of
37- Big open areas
4- Wacky characters
6- All is not what it seems..."
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Windows only for now.

KNOWN BUG: Sometimes, if you are attempting parkour against an impassable wall, you'll clip through it and fall through the screen. It's rare, but it happens.

All of the music for this game consists of very sloppy solo bass recordings of mine from a few years ago. The game had no sound as of yesterday, so I'm glad I had some spare previously unused music on hand!

This was a fun list to work with! It's been a busier December for me than usual, so I didn't get to spend as much time on this as I would have liked. My original vision was to have even more side jobs that could be freely discovered and completed in any order. I also wanted more of the nonsense stats to have an actual bearing on the game world (attending to thirst/hunger/bladder was originally supposed to be a gameplay loop in itself). I'm overall pretty happy with what I was able to throw together.

Enjoy!
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Attack Of The Terms And Conditions

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This is a game where you play as a bear with a hand cannon that shoots terms and conditions because why not.

Controls:
-WASD or Arrow Keys to move.
-Click to shoot.
-Use mouse to aim your hand cannon.

Website: https://macedev.com/

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Mace486
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